Our little men will infiltrate your castle
I was inspired of this thought by a trojan man commercial.
Has trojan man ever encountered a situation where people dont absolve to his ways? How does he know everytime that some couple is about to fuck? Does he wait patiently on the outside of their conversation (peeping in through a window or holding a glass to the door) listening for certain sexual innuendos or symbols? What if he kills the mod? Like seriously if your about to get down and dirty and a dude with a horse busts on in reminding you that there is a risk of disease through sexual intercourse waving some her pleasure condom or snug fit plus whatever special condom there is they make would you feel like getting back to what you were doing? How do you not know trojan man really left? He was obviously around before observing your conversation so he could still be there he doesnt just hand out condums and move on he stays for a show i bet....the fucking perv. Then you got to take into account how many times he has messed up relationships.
"You brought someone else?"
"IM A VIRGIN!"
"This is my fucking sister/mom/grandmother/nun/dog dude."
I mean who devotes their lives to making sexual protection seem sexy and provocative instead of the safeguard it really is? Its a high-tech piece of rubber you slide over your dick its like putting on a coat so you dont catc ha cold not some lingerie or whipped cream.
They should make Trojan: Juniors for younger kids under 10 who have under-developed foreskin flesh
THIS IS FUCKING GROSS RIGHT?
aww keep reading anyways
What other powers does trojan man have besides an apparant never-ending array of his brand condoms? He has to have something thats more beneficial than just replacing what schools used to do. He should be able to like have x-ray laser vision that destroys spermies inside a woman. I wonder what happened to trojan man in his past that made him turn to this new way of life....did he get someone pregnant once? Who is the son of trojan man? Or maybe trojan man is a robot/unic...just a helpful citizen or maybe he's the spirit of condoms. Maybe he contracted a VD! Maybe he is immune as a power to any diseases or maybe when he was a child one day as he was leaving a movie theatre with his parents a strange mugger came up and raped his parents giving them AIDS eventually killing them or he was sent away from his home planet when it was destroyed by syphillis or one day he found a crashed spaceship with a little alien who passed on the trojan lantern and ring to give him power to create condoms.
Okay i ripped off batman, superman, and green lantern.
okay im done.
Has trojan man ever encountered a situation where people dont absolve to his ways? How does he know everytime that some couple is about to fuck? Does he wait patiently on the outside of their conversation (peeping in through a window or holding a glass to the door) listening for certain sexual innuendos or symbols? What if he kills the mod? Like seriously if your about to get down and dirty and a dude with a horse busts on in reminding you that there is a risk of disease through sexual intercourse waving some her pleasure condom or snug fit plus whatever special condom there is they make would you feel like getting back to what you were doing? How do you not know trojan man really left? He was obviously around before observing your conversation so he could still be there he doesnt just hand out condums and move on he stays for a show i bet....the fucking perv. Then you got to take into account how many times he has messed up relationships.
"You brought someone else?"
"IM A VIRGIN!"
"This is my fucking sister/mom/grandmother/nun/dog dude."
I mean who devotes their lives to making sexual protection seem sexy and provocative instead of the safeguard it really is? Its a high-tech piece of rubber you slide over your dick its like putting on a coat so you dont catc ha cold not some lingerie or whipped cream.
They should make Trojan: Juniors for younger kids under 10 who have under-developed foreskin flesh
THIS IS FUCKING GROSS RIGHT?
aww keep reading anyways
What other powers does trojan man have besides an apparant never-ending array of his brand condoms? He has to have something thats more beneficial than just replacing what schools used to do. He should be able to like have x-ray laser vision that destroys spermies inside a woman. I wonder what happened to trojan man in his past that made him turn to this new way of life....did he get someone pregnant once? Who is the son of trojan man? Or maybe trojan man is a robot/unic...just a helpful citizen or maybe he's the spirit of condoms. Maybe he contracted a VD! Maybe he is immune as a power to any diseases or maybe when he was a child one day as he was leaving a movie theatre with his parents a strange mugger came up and raped his parents giving them AIDS eventually killing them or he was sent away from his home planet when it was destroyed by syphillis or one day he found a crashed spaceship with a little alien who passed on the trojan lantern and ring to give him power to create condoms.
Okay i ripped off batman, superman, and green lantern.
okay im done.