A
• Are you available?: No.
• What is your age?: 26.
• What annoys you?: Lots of things.
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: Yes.
• When is your birthday?: August 1.
• Who is your best friend?: Tommy?
C
• What's your favorite candy?: Heath bar.
• Crush?:
Him.
• When was the last time you cried?: I don’t know.
D
• Do you daydream?: Sure.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: Newfies.
• What day of the week is it?: Saturday.
E
• How do you like your eggs?: Unfertilized. Zing!
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Yes, not recently though.
• Ever pet an elephant? Yes.
F
• Do you use fly swatters?: No.
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: No.
• Is there a fan in your room?: Yes.
G
• Do you chew gum?: Only to freshen my breath.
• Do you like gummy candies?: I do.
• Do you like gory movies?: It depends on whether or not there is a plot involved.
H
• How are you?: Sleepy.
• What's your height?: 5'7"
• What color is your hair?: Blond.
I
• What's your favorite ice cream?: Strawberry.
• Have you ever ice skated?: I love ice skating.
• Ever been in an igloo?: No.
J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: Red.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: Yes.
• Do you wear jewelry?: I wear some.
K
• Who do you want to kill?: I don’t want to kill anyone.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Not for years.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: I prefer Koalas.
L
• Are you laidback?: Not particularly.
• Lions or Tigers?: Lions.
• Do you like black licorice?: Not really.
M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: Labyrinth.
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: No.
• Favorite store at the mall?: Barnes and Noble.
N
• Do you have a nickname?: “Auggie”.
• Whats your favorite number?: I don’t have a favorite.
• Do you prefer night or day?: Day.
O
• What's your one wish?: I’ve never really thought about it.
• Are you an only child?: Yes.
• Do you like the color orange?: Sure.
P
• What are you most paranoid about?: I tend to think the worst when I haven’t heard from people in a while.
• Piercings?: Ears.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: Yes, but we call her Penny.
Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: Yes and no.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: No.
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: The people in the local Amish community.
R
• Do you think you're always right?: No, but I usually am.
• Do you watch reality TV?: It’s a guilty pleasure.
• Reason to cry?: Anger.
S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Sun.
• Do you like snow?: No.
• What’s your favorite season?: Summer.
T
• What time is it?: About half past midnight.
• What time did you wake up?: Nine in the morning.
U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: I’ve never even tried. So no.
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: I’m sure I do.
• How many uncles do you have?: Two.
V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: Brussels sprouts.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: No.
• Ever considered being vegan?: I wouldn’t have the willpower for that.
W
• What's your worst habit?: Nail biting.
• Do you like water rides?: Yes.
• Ever been inside a windmill?: No.
X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Yes.
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Yes.
Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: Yes.
• What year were you born in?: 1982.
• Do you yell when you're angry?: Depends what I'm angry about.
Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: I don’t rely on it.
• What's your zodiac sign?: Leo.
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: Oh, wow. Years ago.