fic: Jack Harkness/IKEA furniture
Wordcount: ~800
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack. Fluffy crack. With dubcon?
Summary: Jack should not have had quite as many of those sparkly rainbow drinks as he had. Really. Not. Those damn things have a kick. After the ninth one, at least.
Spoilers: In theory, set during New (2005) Doctor Who season 1 around "Boomtown" -- just pretend they were there for a few evenings and parked the TARDIS at the Cardiff IKEA instead of downtown one night.
Notes: Inspired by a comment in one of the omnijaxual mod posts, I figured that a tipsy Jack might make a friend of the IKEA Posig pouffe. (See icon for this post: Hurtig/Krusig red removable washable slipcover. Acrylic/polyester top and nylon sides. Inflatable plastic. Diameter: 47 1/4 inches. Height: 16 inches.)
Read it at the AO3 or over at the comm.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack. Fluffy crack. With dubcon?
Summary: Jack should not have had quite as many of those sparkly rainbow drinks as he had. Really. Not. Those damn things have a kick. After the ninth one, at least.
Spoilers: In theory, set during New (2005) Doctor Who season 1 around "Boomtown" -- just pretend they were there for a few evenings and parked the TARDIS at the Cardiff IKEA instead of downtown one night.
Notes: Inspired by a comment in one of the omnijaxual mod posts, I figured that a tipsy Jack might make a friend of the IKEA Posig pouffe. (See icon for this post: Hurtig/Krusig red removable washable slipcover. Acrylic/polyester top and nylon sides. Inflatable plastic. Diameter: 47 1/4 inches. Height: 16 inches.)
Read it at the AO3 or over at the comm.