What an old git does to amuse at Christmas...
In another life, I am a moaning old git, a phrase coined from a radio show I used to co-host, and my mainstream blog at rhemsworth.blogspot.com has actually now adopted this persona! So today I thought I would treat you all to my Christmas blog from that page....
Whilst the average person celebrates Christmas in what may be described as the 'normal way', how does an old git get his kicks at Christmas? Well there are a few ways I can think of...
1) Put some real fireworks in a Christmas cracker of someone you don't like
2) Record over the film they have just taped
3) Send them a lovely wrapped box of sod-all
4) Post them a Christmas card from a town a long way away with nothing written in it!
5) Ring them at 2 a.m. on Christmas morning so you make sure the kids are awake nice and early!
6) Send your mate a love-heart card from his 'girlfriend' Alison addressed to Mr & Mrs..... lol
7) Tell the kids you see in the street that you just saw Santa getting run over by a truck!
8) Tell your grandkids that's Santa's GPS failed to recognise their street
9) Start a turkey salmonella scare! Best done on December 23rd!!
10) Snore loudly (whether asleep or not) through the Christmas afternoon film!
Well there's a few ideas, feel free to add your own :)
Grumpy Christmas and a gittish new year to you all!
The Moaning Old Git
Whilst the average person celebrates Christmas in what may be described as the 'normal way', how does an old git get his kicks at Christmas? Well there are a few ways I can think of...
1) Put some real fireworks in a Christmas cracker of someone you don't like
2) Record over the film they have just taped
3) Send them a lovely wrapped box of sod-all
4) Post them a Christmas card from a town a long way away with nothing written in it!
5) Ring them at 2 a.m. on Christmas morning so you make sure the kids are awake nice and early!
6) Send your mate a love-heart card from his 'girlfriend' Alison addressed to Mr & Mrs..... lol
7) Tell the kids you see in the street that you just saw Santa getting run over by a truck!
8) Tell your grandkids that's Santa's GPS failed to recognise their street
9) Start a turkey salmonella scare! Best done on December 23rd!!
10) Snore loudly (whether asleep or not) through the Christmas afternoon film!
Well there's a few ideas, feel free to add your own :)
Grumpy Christmas and a gittish new year to you all!
The Moaning Old Git