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My Were-Shark Dream
So, there i was, being buster Bunny from tiny toons, hanging out with my little sister, aka, plucky duck, looking for restaurants/transportation in a pier in Italy. So, being cartoon characters, we're prone to stupid things, and my sister starts throwing large amount of meat into the water, for the purpose of fishing later. Y'see, the logic was, that fish eat meat, so if theres lots of meat in the water, therell be lots of fish to eat if we need to later, where ass these truck loads of meat will go bad. makes lots of
sense-ish.
Anywho, we go searchin more, and we slowly turn back into people, and i notice the water is turning rather.....opaque with meet, and getting rather choppy from movement underneath. Then i start seeing shark heads, like rotating out of the water, great white style, the kind with more teeth than face, eating EVERYTHING! their really going insane!like, not moving around real fast insane, but their going crazy in the meat water were.
then it starts raining, and the sharks are going insane, and its rather hypnotic watching them. From time to time, ill see human body parts rotate in the pile, but i never see any people fall in, and im just sitting on a bridge, right above the thing, just watching this crazy shit going down. Soon, they eat all the bnig chunks of meat, and start getting restless, and started freaking out for more food, and jumping out of the water and shit. So me, with my legs dangling directly above them, decide to move my ass, and as im moving, their just jumping higher and higher, when i got my feet out from over the edge, i saw a flipper/fin move past it, and i grab my sister and i just book it to the wall walkway, and this HUGE fucking shark leaps out of the water and lands not five feet away from us!
I run along the doorways and knock on the door yelling 'Shark! shark!', and people come out and are screaming their heads off, and i get to this one place where these girls are having a party, one of the girls being my friend Vicky, and i tell them theres a shark on the dock, and she comes out, and looks where im pointing, and theres just a really wet girl(turns out these are were-sharks, explaining their intensity, as well as there being body parts in the water). She then makes fun of me, and i ask all the people clammoring about the shark that was there, if there was in fact a shark where that girl used to be, and there was, and i proceed with:
'FUCK YOU!HA HA HA! I WAS RIGHT BITCH! HA!' Says I.
So, vicky gives me her number, and we're about to go clubbing or whatever, and she asks me to make bathroom noises so as she can lie to her grandma more proficiently on the phone, as if nothing had happened. The End.
Also, as a side note, life is cool. Like, not the football jock kid cool, nor the rebel without a cause leather jacket on the rock cool, but that one kid, everyone just thinks is awesome cool. THAT cool.
So, there i was, being buster Bunny from tiny toons, hanging out with my little sister, aka, plucky duck, looking for restaurants/transportation in a pier in Italy. So, being cartoon characters, we're prone to stupid things, and my sister starts throwing large amount of meat into the water, for the purpose of fishing later. Y'see, the logic was, that fish eat meat, so if theres lots of meat in the water, therell be lots of fish to eat if we need to later, where ass these truck loads of meat will go bad. makes lots of
sense-ish.
Anywho, we go searchin more, and we slowly turn back into people, and i notice the water is turning rather.....opaque with meet, and getting rather choppy from movement underneath. Then i start seeing shark heads, like rotating out of the water, great white style, the kind with more teeth than face, eating EVERYTHING! their really going insane!like, not moving around real fast insane, but their going crazy in the meat water were.
then it starts raining, and the sharks are going insane, and its rather hypnotic watching them. From time to time, ill see human body parts rotate in the pile, but i never see any people fall in, and im just sitting on a bridge, right above the thing, just watching this crazy shit going down. Soon, they eat all the bnig chunks of meat, and start getting restless, and started freaking out for more food, and jumping out of the water and shit. So me, with my legs dangling directly above them, decide to move my ass, and as im moving, their just jumping higher and higher, when i got my feet out from over the edge, i saw a flipper/fin move past it, and i grab my sister and i just book it to the wall walkway, and this HUGE fucking shark leaps out of the water and lands not five feet away from us!
I run along the doorways and knock on the door yelling 'Shark! shark!', and people come out and are screaming their heads off, and i get to this one place where these girls are having a party, one of the girls being my friend Vicky, and i tell them theres a shark on the dock, and she comes out, and looks where im pointing, and theres just a really wet girl(turns out these are were-sharks, explaining their intensity, as well as there being body parts in the water). She then makes fun of me, and i ask all the people clammoring about the shark that was there, if there was in fact a shark where that girl used to be, and there was, and i proceed with:
'FUCK YOU!HA HA HA! I WAS RIGHT BITCH! HA!' Says I.
So, vicky gives me her number, and we're about to go clubbing or whatever, and she asks me to make bathroom noises so as she can lie to her grandma more proficiently on the phone, as if nothing had happened. The End.
Also, as a side note, life is cool. Like, not the football jock kid cool, nor the rebel without a cause leather jacket on the rock cool, but that one kid, everyone just thinks is awesome cool. THAT cool.