A quick update, with quotations mostly.
"It's easy to be a tyrant when you're
a million feet tall." -me
"I think it was aliens myself" -Dr. Wargelin, talking about the Sphinx (History)
"They liked eating, drinking, and orgyizing" -Dr. Wargelin
"The Assyrians weren't humane even by CIA standards." -Dr. Wargelin... AGAIN.
"There's a lot more there, more than meets the eye" -Dr. Lunceford (Religion)
"You're all way to uptight about boobs." -Dr. Conyers (philosophy)
"You better hope you don't wreck." -Shawna
"What are you going to do? Beat me up after I've already been in a car wreck?" -me
EDIT: so as not to make a whole new post of this
"Could you run upstairs and see if you can find some tape to spike the stage? Electrical tape would probably work." -Dathan (new theatre tech guy)
"Sure.... Well, we don't have any electrical tape. We have some... what is this... spike tape. Will this work?" -me
"Well... I guess that will just have to do." -Dathan
"My safety goggles smell like grape." -me
While Wes and I were eating on our way home (at El Camino), there was some ad on the televisions for an Elmo doll, I think he walked or something, only the doll was on it's back.
"Look, it's seizure Elmo!" -me