Battle of the snooze button.
I normally set my alarm to wake me a few hours before I go to work. Actually, my phone has up to three alarms, and I use them all plus the snooze feature. Anyways, I thought I had to be at work at 11... until I went to my car to double-check my schedule. Nope, 10:30 opening the bar. So, I call and let a manager know that i'll be about 10 minutes late. I get to work, everything is fine, I start setting up the bar. Well, a co worker informs me that no, I'm on the floor today at 11. That's good though, because I still had a few minutes to clock in. During our morning shift meeting a good friend of mine comes in and asks if anyone wanted to go home, I answer back because I had a shitty section anyways and would be lucky to make 30 bucks today... on my way to the car I see my buddy in the parking lot who i gave my shift to, he thanks me, and gives me some weed. Now that's a happy ending to a false start.