i fought the corporate monster and won!

[nom]

yesterday i shaved my beard
now i have big sideburns
and the face of a baby
with a soul patch

i sued bally total fitness today
against all odds
i won
victory!

Comments

[ohh_turbulence]

On what grounds? How much did you win?

[nom]

all the money i paid them so far.

hey

[xpixiegrrlx]

they probably deserved it. bastards.

[jorge_zmich]

i don't get it?

[thevaughncurse]

im glad your amp is fixed, i still cant believe you yelled at me