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update below:
Michael's health update.
Hi everyone, this is Michael’s girlfriend, Jill. He asked me to go on his page to give a health update. Some of you know that he’s not been feeling too hot for the past few days, well things got worse and he’s now in Trumbull Memorial Hospital. It started last Thursday, he was having a hard time sitting or even lying down, and I don’t know how else to put this, but he just couldn’t use the bathroom without serious pain. Number two anyway : /
He refused to see a doctor about it, but finally he couldn’t take it anymore. So he went to the doctor and it turns out he has a very serious case of Thrombosed Hemroids. Basically his anal area is very swollen, extremely painful, and bright purple. He’s going to kill me for saying this, but I don’t think it’s a big deal. He says he looks like a baboon now. The doctor said it’s the worst case of hemroids he’s ever seen. He showed Michael what it looked like with a mirror and Michael said he threw up in his mouth.
So late last night his hemroids got worse. I talked to the nurse and she said he was lying face down on his hospital bed, with his exposed backside sticking up in the air, screaming, “fix my butt! please somebody, just fix it!” So this afternoon they are going perform surgery on him because they can’t wait for … well his anus to heal on it’s own because he’s so full of fecal matter. He’s gained ten pounds just because of that : /
He just wanted me to let everyone know what’s going on and he asks for your prayers that the anal surgery goes well.
thanks,
Jill
Update:
mwa ha ha ha! my butt is fine
