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[nolessdefeated]

The highlight of my night - realizing that the keys on my keyboard are supposed to be textured, or so says all the F- keys. All of the letter keys have what I have dubbed bald spots, as well as the space bar at the very bottom on the left side, the enter key, and the shift. Q, F, J, Z, and V are the only ones that have withstood torture. Which is weird, considering I'd be Jess. With a J and all. And my last name starts with V, the fuck?

Obviously I have to type Queer friends jog zany vultures a lot or something.

This is sad sort of.