chuck norris

Feb 05, 2006 22:12


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c_yo_yus February 6 2006, 07:22:01 UTC
greatest.
site.
evaaaaar.

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denali_99755 February 6 2006, 14:52:43 UTC
welcome to the internet phenomenon of three months ago! :D:D:D

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noleafclover_nw February 6 2006, 19:58:37 UTC
sorry dude, i don't get out much.

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denali_99755 February 6 2006, 20:36:40 UTC
it is okay; i find some of the chuck norris humor funny, but it is not of uniformly high enough quality that i haven't gotten a little sick of it.

also, chuck norris is like a cheap imitation of old-school clint eastwood, but with more kung fu. eastwood had the beard and the tough-ass stare nailed while norris was still in his diapers, man.

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noleafclover_nw February 6 2006, 21:09:38 UTC
har! yeah, this is true. but clint eastwood doesn't have any sort of comedic value.

it's pretty easy to make fun of chuck norris without actually getting pulverized.

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fuzzyburrito February 6 2006, 20:13:16 UTC
I've sparred with Chuck Norris before.

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fuzzyburrito February 6 2006, 20:16:08 UTC
Was it Jackie Chan who invented the tow truck?

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fuzzyburrito February 6 2006, 20:16:22 UTC
No, that can't be it.

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speyinspate February 7 2006, 06:44:30 UTC
I just discovered the delicious reason why europeans drink warm beer. Warm guinness >>>> cold guinness. Maybe I'm crazy, but I think it's great shit.

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speyinspate February 7 2006, 06:46:07 UTC
oh yeah, and chuck norris invented "I'm rick james, bitch!"

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denali_99755 February 7 2006, 14:34:44 UTC
man, it's true! not quite room-temperature warm, but 50-60 degrees instead of 30-40 degrees. the flavo(u)r comes out with substantially more vigo(u)r at such a temperature.

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