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[noldorinprince]

*walks with Ariel through the park*

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[lord_feanor]

*ventures outdoors*

*sees the pair of you and waves*

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[ariel_lossemire]

*runs over*

DAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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[lord_feanor]

Hello gorgeous.

*picks you up and hugs you*

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[ariel_lossemire]

*wiggles*

*points* WHAZZAT?

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[lord_feanor]

*sets you down*

That's a squirrel.

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[ariel_lossemire]

*takes off all her clothes*

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[lord_feanor]

Clearly she takes after her Uncle Turco.

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[noldorinprince]

*raises an eyebrow* She does?

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[lord_feanor]

*nods*

Oh hell yes. That boy. It was nigh on impossible to keep his clothes on. At least she can't wave her genitalia at people.

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[turco]

*quietly dies in some corner of Tirion*

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[lord_feanor]

We've still got photos somewhere...

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[turco]

*starts digging his own grave*

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[lord_feanor]

*makes a mental note to dredge them out next time your girlfriend is over*

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[turco]

First 'Turd', now this....

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[lord_feanor]

It's what parents do. Except for my mun's because all of her humiliating baby photos are in storage in a big box that hasn't seen the light of day for 20 years.

Although my mun's boyfriend on hte other hand is a different story....

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[turco]

They fuck you up, your mum and your dad...