Rant
Dear Life,
Please give me control over my mutant power. Or let it affect cheap things like desk lights, alarm clocks or remote controls. I can't afford, literally can't afford, to keep paying to fix the things you break. Like my brand new iMac. She has a CD in her drive but doesn't seem to know or care and refuses to let it go. The irony is the CD has a program designed to keep computers running smoothly and comes with the AppleCare package.
And also, you're doing something funny with my car since it no longer lists what gear I'm in and keeps saying it should get serviced soon, even though it was just serviced last week. Please stop.
Kthxbi,
Me
Please give me control over my mutant power. Or let it affect cheap things like desk lights, alarm clocks or remote controls. I can't afford, literally can't afford, to keep paying to fix the things you break. Like my brand new iMac. She has a CD in her drive but doesn't seem to know or care and refuses to let it go. The irony is the CD has a program designed to keep computers running smoothly and comes with the AppleCare package.
And also, you're doing something funny with my car since it no longer lists what gear I'm in and keeps saying it should get serviced soon, even though it was just serviced last week. Please stop.
Kthxbi,
Me