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[nolastkissx]

so my mom went to reach for something near me the other day. she accidentally grazed my stomach. she took a double take and touched it again. she then proceeded to laugh her fucking ass off. i've gained 30 pounds since the last time i weighed myself. i don't think i've weighed myself in over 2 years but still.

it's official folks, im fat.