Move over, What's-Yer-Face Dickinson!

[nolablues]

I've decided that I will finally take my rightful place amongst the famous female poets. You are perhaps familiar with Mrs. Parker?

The days will rally, wreathing

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[ouranticipation]

Though great your poems are,
I have criticism for thee.
For if you wish to go far,
You must only write about... Me!

[nolablues]

Ryan Lawson sure is swell
Too bad he doesn't know
If he keeps on smarting off
I'll skip his Blue Note show!

[ouranticipation]

There once was a Lady Malone
Who threatened with sticks and stones
She hated when Ryan was right
She tried to fill him with fright
But, could never leave him alone.

[nolablues]

Ryan Lawson luuuuvs Malone
He writes her every day.
He wants her hard, that rude gooftard,
But Malone said, "Dude, NO WAY!"