Front Butts
Last night, my eyeballs experienced something truly amazing in its horrifying glory. I have never before, and will hopefully never again see the likes of a mid-forties drunk slut with stonewashed jeans and the biggest camel toe I have ever unabashedly stared at. I want to vomit and laugh at the same time just thinking about it. The whole time we were there, Race and I couldn't help but stare at it every chance we got. Stare at it doing stretches at the bar. Stare at it bending over unnecessarily while it played pool. Stare at it while it made out publicly with a man who could not have been younger than 65. I'm serious folks. This thing probably has its own social security number and ID. I've never gazed at someone's crotch so intently in my fucking life, but it was like a train wreck. You don't want to look, but you just can't quit. I hope I'm that lady some day!
My office neighbors the men's bathroom. I can hear every male in this place pee. I mean, clearly. It creeps me out. I don't want to think about my boss's wang. EVER. But I can't help it. It's just so...audible!
This is shaping up to be a bit of an obscene post.
On a better topic than huge vaginas and little cocks (at least in my estimation): SNOW. I hate to be so gleeful when so many people are cold and suffering and, in short, getting what they deserve, but I can't seem to help myself. I'm a huge fan of the white stuff, and it's headed our way. It makes everything seem so quiet and peaceful. Like the whole world just grinds to a stop and sighs. It's gonna be nap city at Fortress Tara this weekend!
I really want to watch my favorite Christmas movie of all time: Gremlins. Who's in?
My office neighbors the men's bathroom. I can hear every male in this place pee. I mean, clearly. It creeps me out. I don't want to think about my boss's wang. EVER. But I can't help it. It's just so...audible!
This is shaping up to be a bit of an obscene post.
On a better topic than huge vaginas and little cocks (at least in my estimation): SNOW. I hate to be so gleeful when so many people are cold and suffering and, in short, getting what they deserve, but I can't seem to help myself. I'm a huge fan of the white stuff, and it's headed our way. It makes everything seem so quiet and peaceful. Like the whole world just grinds to a stop and sighs. It's gonna be nap city at Fortress Tara this weekend!
I really want to watch my favorite Christmas movie of all time: Gremlins. Who's in?