House of Ill-Repute [Friday night]

[nojesusfreak]

Biff had an awesome hat.

Biff had a menorah.

Biff had a kitchen full of smoke because Biff couldn't cook latkes.

Happy Hanukkah, housemates!

[OOC: Open for housemates if you love the SP. A house with an infant, a toddler, and a neurotic dog has made life interesting this week...]

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[suit_of_awesome]

"How have you ever gotten laid?" Barney wondered, looking at Biff's hat with disdain. Thankfully, no harm had come to the alcohol in the cooking process.

[nojesusfreak]

"I can work this hat," Biff proclaimed. "Bet you couldn't get anywhere wearing it."

[suit_of_awesome]

Biff so did not even know what he was saying here. "Planning on wearing that hat until you have sex with a woman?" Challenge put out there, oh yes.

[nojesusfreak]

Biff blinked. "What will I get? Other than the sex with a woman part, of course."

[suit_of_awesome]

"As if a man like you needs more than the satisfaction of knowing you can look like a douche and still get laid," Barney scoffed.

[nojesusfreak]

"I need the satisfaction of knowing that I did it faster than you could," Biff replied.

[suit_of_awesome]

Oh, he was tricky, that smug son of a bitch. "Only because there can't possibly be more than one of those horrible hats in existence on even this island. And I am not sharing your lice."

[nojesusfreak]

"I don't have lice," Biff said, looking offended. "And Hanukkah is eight days long. I'm sure I can get another one here before wearing it becomes stupid."

[suit_of_awesome]

"Eight days and the best dress up clothes your people have is a candelabra hat? I could get laid faster in a fat Santa suit." Hmm, and he might have access to one, too.

[nojesusfreak]

"We don't really do costumes," Biff replied, "and so we rely on Gentiles trying to commercialize us. I think you should wear reindeer antlers. It'll put us on a more level playing field. Blinking ones that sing 'Rudolph'."

[suit_of_awesome]

"Challenge accepted," Barney said with a grin. "Chicks love that illegitimate mutated freak reindeer."

[nojesusfreak]

"Caritas or the mainland?" Biff asked. "The ones here might be jaded to the weird."

[suit_of_awesome]

"Or to having been there, done that," Barney added. Though he was kind of thinking the cycling coach at the gym could dig antlers. It was animalistic!

[nojesusfreak]

Biff nodded thoughtfully. "Try both? Double or nothing?"

[suit_of_awesome]

"And then, when you lose, what do I get? You wandering the town naked in a sombrero isn't as appealing when you do it ever Cinco de Mayo."

[nojesusfreak]

Biff grinned. "What do you want?" he asked. "First crack at the new people when they arrive in January?"