Voicemail

[nojesusfreak]

*a little too loud*

"...into the thing here? Okay. This is Levi bar Alphaeus, I mean Biff...Professor Biff? Rabbi Biff? I'll have to work on this. Anyway, I'm not here now, so leave a---"

*BEEP*

Comments

[saveyoulater]

[OOC: From here.]

"Hello, Mayor. I'm not sure why you're threatening me, but we can certainly discuss this on neutral ground without anybody getting thrown in the ocean. I'm sure you know where I live; stop by anytime."

[nojesusfreak]

[OOC: to here]

[atreideslioness]

"I'm not quite sure how to break this to you, Loki, but I have already gone through puberty. I can understand if you're a little confused about how it works with girls, but don't worry. I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually."

[From here.]

[nojesusfreak]

[OOC: To here. Ooops?]

[lots_of_olives]

[from here]

"Your fantasies about my bra and your...bed can just stay between you and you, because no one else is interested in them. No one. Have a lovely day."

[nojesusfreak]

[To here!]

[loverlyviolets]

[from here]

"I told you before, I don't do that sort of thing. I don't care how much you want it. Good DAY!"

[nojesusfreak]

[to here

Phone Hijinxs!

[flipped_god_off]

[From here!]

"Do I look like your fucking bookkeeper? You're not paying me or sleeping with me so you can't make me do any fucking thing for you. Get a life. Oh, and have a nice day."

Re: Phone Hijinxs!

[nojesusfreak]

[OOC: to here