sixth - voice

[nojerksplz]

Little one, where did you go? It's time for your bath and then a nap!

We can play hide and seek later, come to Mummy now. You'll never grow up to be big and strong if you don't learn when you need to rest. Soon you'll even be able to start your training!

((ooc: It’s a Boat, it’s a Bug, it’s Ours - she thinks P-chan is her baby |D

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[directions_plz]

[It was lucky that Akane-san found the bathroom before Ryoga did. As much as he hated transforming into P-chan, Akane-san was on the hunt right now, and maybe it would be better if he turned into the little piglet before he was caught morphing into him.]

[He heaved a sigh as he shrugged off his clothes, stepping under the cold shower. The transformation was instantaneous; there was a small black piglet suddenly shivering under the cold water.]

[He leapt up to shut the tap, shaking himself off and heading to the door.]

[He hated his piglet form, but he just wanted Akane-san to love him . . .]

Bwee?

[Ryoga stepped outside the bathroom and looked back and forth.]

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[nojerksplz]

[Today Akane had all the instincts of a mother, and as soon as P-chan let on a "Bwee" she was hurrying towards the sound.

Finding him outside the bathroom door, she scooped him up in her arms, holding him tight and not minding that he was still wet.]

There you are! I was so worried! Were you taking a bath all by yourself?

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[notomboysplz]

...

[Really, this wasn't anything abnormal to see her cuddling and treating P-chan the way she normally did. Arms folded, Ranma could only watch with his usual mild jealousy as P-chan went about nuzzling between her. What could he say really?]

You're really gonna' have to invest in a better pet someday, Akane.

ooc; oh my god what is this...lmfao

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[P-chan remained morose only for a moment. As soon as Akane-san picked him up, he looked up at her with big eyes and began to snuggle in his usual spot.]

Bwee . . .

[But was she really his mother? He'd known his mother all his life, and she wasn't Akane-san! Besides, they were the same age!]

[And he would never accept that his love for her was wrong! Even if maybe it was only for the day!]

[He shook his head a moment, letting out a small contented sigh before peering at Ranma to glare at him.]

Bwee.

[Don't bother us, he said.]

[ooc; the crack we shall bring on! 83]

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[nojerksplz]

P-Pet?

[She holds P-chan even closer, trying to cover his ears.]

Don't listen to the mean old jerk, P-chan. Mummy won't let him bother you.

[And she's glaring absolute daggers at Ranma.]

How dare you talk about my child like that!

((ooc: IDEK XD;))

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[notomboysplz]

[Ranma looked as though he could be sick just watching the two. While he wasn't fluent in the language of pig, he had a good idea what the porker was saying to him just now. He narrows his eyes at P-chan only to blink after overhearing the last words from Akane's mouth. Everything else was ignored since he was glaring his own daggers at the pig. Until...]

... Did you just say child? I know you love him and all, but don't start with the sappy pet-names.

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[directions_plz]

[Ryoga gave Ranma a firm nod at that. Damn straight she loves me, he said with a bwee.]

[For good measure, he clawed at Ranma's face.]

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[nojerksplz]

I don't give my son pet names, thank you very much.

[P-chan leaping out of her arms at Ranma takes her by surprise.]

P-chan...you shouldn't! Ranma, look what you've done now, you've upset him!

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[notomboysplz]

[And of course Ranma is left with little choice but to suffer the wrath of tiny little hooves beating on his skin]

HEY CUT IT OUT, YOU LITTLE--

[Retaliating regardless of whatever Akane called him, Ranma returned the favor by punching the pig overtop of his head, hoping to knock him straight down onto the floor]

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[And Ranma's maneuver is a success! With a squished bwee, the piglet bounces off the floor, landing on his back, belly up.]

BWEE.

[He jumps back onto his feet, showing a growing bump on his head. P-chan growls at the other martial artist, bristling.]

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[nojerksplz]

Ranma! How dare you hit a child!

[she practically screams at seeing her little boy punched. She lifts P-chan up, holding him protectively to her bosom, face turned towards her so he wouldn't see what she was going to do next (enjoy the view, Ryoga).

Enraged mother is enraged. There's a flying fist coming towards you, Ranma.]

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[notomboysplz]

[That smug and triumphant look on his face would last for oh I'd say... about a second. He barely had time to speak let alone react for what he was about to see next.]

That's NOT your--

[Yep, several seconds. And before anything else was said, the fist would send him flying back into a wall... or two.]

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[directions_plz]

[Indeed, Ryoga enjoys the view of Akane-san's bosom before turning around to see Ranma flying far, far away.]

[With a satisfied bwee, he leans back in Akane-san's arms for mothering.]

Bweeeeeeee.

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[nojerksplz]

[Completely ignoring Ranma now, she's fussing over her baby and cradling him in her arms.]

My poor P-chan, are you okay? Did the mean jerk hurt you? Let's go get some ice to put on that bump.

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[notomboysplz]

[... ow. Yet really, he had it coming. He normally always does. It'll probably take a minute or two before he finally starts to come to, groaning while clearing away debris.]