things you should stop doing on facebook.
Holy shit, LiveJournal still exists? This is hilarious now I can talk to myself openly online.... That's not sad at all. Actually I just needed an online notepad cause fb notes wouldn't work on my phone. So LiveJournal still fails
First. Stop doing the heart with your hands photo. Most of you can't even do it right or position the camera right and anyway what the Fuck? I would rather see what's in the background, but now you've made the background blurry or covered up most of it.
Pictures with quotes about love and heartbreak in the middle, all hipster n shit. Wow cool picture of the sky, your hand, or piece of paper. Thanks for the quote that changes nothing about how I see things and doesn't make me think.
Duck lips. I've never physically tried to do this, even on weekends while wearing women's clothing, jamming some Anna and tucking it under, because frankly I'm scared someone might find out I even tried making duck lips and it sounds more painful than what I'm doing to my junk to look like the girl of my dreams. Duck lips aren't hot unless you're hitting on a duck.
Any kind of hand gesture you had to think about doing. Im guilty of the peace sign and middle finger but I didn't think about it, cause if I had I would've realised what a fucking tool I look like giving the finger. Gang signs are the worst. No one on my friends list has the right to do one.
Bad PhotoShop filters. If you're over the age of 20 you should know this is a mistake. Go all out or don't, we don't want to see how you look through common presets we can all name. Mix it up a little.
10 or more pictures a day of you. If you're not a remotely attractive girl flaunting shit in whorish ways, NOBODY gives a damn. If you are the mildly attractive girl, just be prepared to have a ton of creepers in your life, and don't Bitch about it cause it was your fault for giving these sad people something to obsess over whike they sniff something you touched somehow at some point.
Don't "like" a post without thinking about its context. "I lost my iPhone", "my mom told me she's dying of aids", "i have cancer but the good news is I have 6 months to live and get pity sex. Finally getting laid". These are all things you shouldn't like, even though that last one was a curve ball.
Posting or refering to memes you don't know or don't understand. You don't want to take an arrow to the knee, do you? Trololol
First. Stop doing the heart with your hands photo. Most of you can't even do it right or position the camera right and anyway what the Fuck? I would rather see what's in the background, but now you've made the background blurry or covered up most of it.
Pictures with quotes about love and heartbreak in the middle, all hipster n shit. Wow cool picture of the sky, your hand, or piece of paper. Thanks for the quote that changes nothing about how I see things and doesn't make me think.
Duck lips. I've never physically tried to do this, even on weekends while wearing women's clothing, jamming some Anna and tucking it under, because frankly I'm scared someone might find out I even tried making duck lips and it sounds more painful than what I'm doing to my junk to look like the girl of my dreams. Duck lips aren't hot unless you're hitting on a duck.
Any kind of hand gesture you had to think about doing. Im guilty of the peace sign and middle finger but I didn't think about it, cause if I had I would've realised what a fucking tool I look like giving the finger. Gang signs are the worst. No one on my friends list has the right to do one.
Bad PhotoShop filters. If you're over the age of 20 you should know this is a mistake. Go all out or don't, we don't want to see how you look through common presets we can all name. Mix it up a little.
10 or more pictures a day of you. If you're not a remotely attractive girl flaunting shit in whorish ways, NOBODY gives a damn. If you are the mildly attractive girl, just be prepared to have a ton of creepers in your life, and don't Bitch about it cause it was your fault for giving these sad people something to obsess over whike they sniff something you touched somehow at some point.
Don't "like" a post without thinking about its context. "I lost my iPhone", "my mom told me she's dying of aids", "i have cancer but the good news is I have 6 months to live and get pity sex. Finally getting laid". These are all things you shouldn't like, even though that last one was a curve ball.
Posting or refering to memes you don't know or don't understand. You don't want to take an arrow to the knee, do you? Trololol