i was always in it for my own amusement
1. nice to meet you, i'm..
going to fuck your mom
2. okay, who was the last person who held yo hand?
oh boy, bad grammar and we are only on question 2. good lord...
3. have you ever had braces?
your mom had them... and... well finish this mom joke with your imagination!
4. who is the fourth received call?
fuck if i know, you expect me to look?
5. if you could change your eye color what would it be?
to not partially blind. emo me and my morbid mentallity
6. what is the wallpaper on your phone?
NIN "art is resistance"
7. how many pillows are on your bed?
the one your mom had to bite down on
8. who was the last text message you sent to?
people cant be sent through texting unless start trek was all true...
but i think you ment "what was the last text message" in which case i would reply "fuck off"
9. is there someone you cant stop thinking about?
myself. because technically you cant. your brain keeps you alive by thinking about yourself like breathing and eating....
10. what was the best thing that happened to you this year?
its been a long hard road out of hell, march will be great
11. have you ever had a surprise birthday party?
its never a suprise, you know no matter what it happens
12. who is the first through fourth people on your contact list/speed dial?
i never set it up right, it is auto assigned, and i just use my phonebook. fuck technology if you can
13. when is the last time you cried?
when was the last time i was visiting a priest?
14. what school do you attend?
the "i dont care anymore school of fuck offery"
15. do you have a crush on somebody?
ya i pushed a boulder onto a bus of hurricane katrina victims who are disabled and homeless
16. who was the last person to make you laugh?
myself, i do it all the time. i just look in the mirror
18. who do you make fun of the most?
myself, i do it all the time. i just look in the mirror
19. who was the last person to make you cry?
myself, i do it all the time. i just look in the mirror
20. how many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?
let me check my g-string
21. have you seen your best friend cry?
yes
22. where did you last go out to eat?
my baby's momma's sister's husband cooked corn on the cob and chilli fish burgers, went down smooth with some jack daniels
23. do you dance in the car?
i am pretty rhytmic about giving the finger and making fun of stupid people
26. what is the one thing that you cannot stand?
there is more than one. right now i cant stand that i am half a roll from being out of toilet paper. not leaves again!
27. does your mom vacuum early in the morning, when you're sleeping?
well, its your mom. and she doesnt need a vaccuum to suck in the morning
28. are your parents in love?
with a mail order wife and a dorky dr. phil wannabe
30. how did you get your last bruise?
i never bruise. havent had one in 10 years no matter how bad i get hurt. dont know why
31. who are the people you trust?
i dont even trust myself. no one. no one. everyone will let you down eventually, its human nature. just wait for it.
32. who is in your house right now?
oh fuck! he has a knife!
35. what do you smell like right now?
a mixture of armpit sweat and taco bell
36. do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
fuck off, im never wrong. fuck you for being such a cunt. who are you to be asking me any fucking questions, survey!
39. what makes you lose your appetite?
being full. hearing country, RnB, or anything christian. pregnant women.
watching really fat girls sing really loud in my general direction
40. what color is your laundry basket?
trash bag ghetto nigga black
41. does your mom make you wear a winter coat?
dude, youre a fucking puss puss if you still listen to mommy. does she still breast feed you too?
42. does it contain fur?
i.... i...
43. do you own any hollister polos?
holocaust? what?
44. do you think those stores are too expensive?
i think everything is too expensive
45. where do you shop at most?
express men, im super gay like that
48. can you go on myspace from school or work?
im not in school and i just quit today. dont i look great?
49. do your parents have a myspace account?
haha, i wish. then people would understand why i think they are insane
50. whats your favorite season?
winter, except i am so ready for it to be summer fuck!
52. whats your favorite number?
your number, followed by 69.
54. what are you listening to?
dead silence. sounds amazing to me now
55. what are your favorite colors?
negro and wetback
57. have you ever thought that your life was so bad you wanted to give up?
i think your life is so bad you should let me kill you. fulfill my dream of killing someone. i just hate to only be able to choose one way
58. do you have any tattoos?
the virgin mary on my cunt. yes, i have a cunt.
59. how many piercings do you have?
just nipple clamps
going to fuck your mom
2. okay, who was the last person who held yo hand?
oh boy, bad grammar and we are only on question 2. good lord...
3. have you ever had braces?
your mom had them... and... well finish this mom joke with your imagination!
4. who is the fourth received call?
fuck if i know, you expect me to look?
5. if you could change your eye color what would it be?
to not partially blind. emo me and my morbid mentallity
6. what is the wallpaper on your phone?
NIN "art is resistance"
7. how many pillows are on your bed?
the one your mom had to bite down on
8. who was the last text message you sent to?
people cant be sent through texting unless start trek was all true...
but i think you ment "what was the last text message" in which case i would reply "fuck off"
9. is there someone you cant stop thinking about?
myself. because technically you cant. your brain keeps you alive by thinking about yourself like breathing and eating....
10. what was the best thing that happened to you this year?
its been a long hard road out of hell, march will be great
11. have you ever had a surprise birthday party?
its never a suprise, you know no matter what it happens
12. who is the first through fourth people on your contact list/speed dial?
i never set it up right, it is auto assigned, and i just use my phonebook. fuck technology if you can
13. when is the last time you cried?
when was the last time i was visiting a priest?
14. what school do you attend?
the "i dont care anymore school of fuck offery"
15. do you have a crush on somebody?
ya i pushed a boulder onto a bus of hurricane katrina victims who are disabled and homeless
16. who was the last person to make you laugh?
myself, i do it all the time. i just look in the mirror
18. who do you make fun of the most?
myself, i do it all the time. i just look in the mirror
19. who was the last person to make you cry?
myself, i do it all the time. i just look in the mirror
20. how many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?
let me check my g-string
21. have you seen your best friend cry?
yes
22. where did you last go out to eat?
my baby's momma's sister's husband cooked corn on the cob and chilli fish burgers, went down smooth with some jack daniels
23. do you dance in the car?
i am pretty rhytmic about giving the finger and making fun of stupid people
26. what is the one thing that you cannot stand?
there is more than one. right now i cant stand that i am half a roll from being out of toilet paper. not leaves again!
27. does your mom vacuum early in the morning, when you're sleeping?
well, its your mom. and she doesnt need a vaccuum to suck in the morning
28. are your parents in love?
with a mail order wife and a dorky dr. phil wannabe
30. how did you get your last bruise?
i never bruise. havent had one in 10 years no matter how bad i get hurt. dont know why
31. who are the people you trust?
i dont even trust myself. no one. no one. everyone will let you down eventually, its human nature. just wait for it.
32. who is in your house right now?
oh fuck! he has a knife!
35. what do you smell like right now?
a mixture of armpit sweat and taco bell
36. do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
fuck off, im never wrong. fuck you for being such a cunt. who are you to be asking me any fucking questions, survey!
39. what makes you lose your appetite?
being full. hearing country, RnB, or anything christian. pregnant women.
watching really fat girls sing really loud in my general direction
40. what color is your laundry basket?
trash bag ghetto nigga black
41. does your mom make you wear a winter coat?
dude, youre a fucking puss puss if you still listen to mommy. does she still breast feed you too?
42. does it contain fur?
i.... i...
43. do you own any hollister polos?
holocaust? what?
44. do you think those stores are too expensive?
i think everything is too expensive
45. where do you shop at most?
express men, im super gay like that
48. can you go on myspace from school or work?
im not in school and i just quit today. dont i look great?
49. do your parents have a myspace account?
haha, i wish. then people would understand why i think they are insane
50. whats your favorite season?
winter, except i am so ready for it to be summer fuck!
52. whats your favorite number?
your number, followed by 69.
54. what are you listening to?
dead silence. sounds amazing to me now
55. what are your favorite colors?
negro and wetback
57. have you ever thought that your life was so bad you wanted to give up?
i think your life is so bad you should let me kill you. fulfill my dream of killing someone. i just hate to only be able to choose one way
58. do you have any tattoos?
the virgin mary on my cunt. yes, i have a cunt.
59. how many piercings do you have?
just nipple clamps