OMFG FUNNY (I cant stop laughing!!)
You guys should try this out, me and
clonecat was laughing all the while in the office like mad person XD I laugh until my tears come out XD
Its a random story generator thingy... just try it out and you will see...
http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
XD
Here is one of my favorite one XD
The Lizard Princess
Noix was walking through a huge meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a beautiful little lizard lying under a tree.
Noix skipped over to see the dear thing and was drity to find that she was hurt! A viagra had pierced her extraordinary little nipple and she whimpered forcefully with the pain.
"My extra small little friend," Noix said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the viagra, as uglily as he could. The lizard cried out and Noix's heart ached, like an animal that starved for months without food. "You'll be all right," Noix whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Vampy and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Vampy up in his arms, Noix carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Noix nursed Vampy, cleaning her nipple and feeding her Vibrator-brand lizard chow.
On the eighth night, Vampy climbed into bed with Noix. She burrowed under the covers and unwillingly pinched Noix's butt. It made Noix giggle and he cuddled close to Vampy, stroking her dick and singing silly to her.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Noix hurried home so he could curl up with Vampy. It gave him a loud feeling whenever Vampy pinched his butt.
Then one night, Vampy looked up at Noix and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a legendary princess."
Noix screamed gracefully, he was so surprised. How could a lizard talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Vampy said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Noix said and kissed Vampy on her dick. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a legendary princess! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Princess Vampy," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Noix said.
"See?" Vampy said and showed Noix the scar from the viagra on her nipple. Then she kissed Noix and they tumbled in a sink and did a lot of very stupid things, some of them involving a disgusting condom.
"I love you," Vampy said when they were done. Noix clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Vampy had stashed away.
And if Vampy didn't know about Noix's visits to the lizard sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.
clonecat was laughing all the while in the office like mad person XD I laugh until my tears come out XD
Its a random story generator thingy... just try it out and you will see...
http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
XD
Here is one of my favorite one XD
The Lizard Princess
Noix was walking through a huge meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a beautiful little lizard lying under a tree.
Noix skipped over to see the dear thing and was drity to find that she was hurt! A viagra had pierced her extraordinary little nipple and she whimpered forcefully with the pain.
"My extra small little friend," Noix said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the viagra, as uglily as he could. The lizard cried out and Noix's heart ached, like an animal that starved for months without food. "You'll be all right," Noix whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Vampy and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Vampy up in his arms, Noix carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Noix nursed Vampy, cleaning her nipple and feeding her Vibrator-brand lizard chow.
On the eighth night, Vampy climbed into bed with Noix. She burrowed under the covers and unwillingly pinched Noix's butt. It made Noix giggle and he cuddled close to Vampy, stroking her dick and singing silly to her.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Noix hurried home so he could curl up with Vampy. It gave him a loud feeling whenever Vampy pinched his butt.
Then one night, Vampy looked up at Noix and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a legendary princess."
Noix screamed gracefully, he was so surprised. How could a lizard talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Vampy said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Noix said and kissed Vampy on her dick. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a legendary princess! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Princess Vampy," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Noix said.
"See?" Vampy said and showed Noix the scar from the viagra on her nipple. Then she kissed Noix and they tumbled in a sink and did a lot of very stupid things, some of them involving a disgusting condom.
"I love you," Vampy said when they were done. Noix clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Vampy had stashed away.
And if Vampy didn't know about Noix's visits to the lizard sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.