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[noitibma]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Meg!

1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, meg and compline.
2. Ostriches stick their heads in meg not to hide but to look for water!
3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets meg.
4. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are meg.
5. Meg cannot swim.
6. Meg can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
7. If you chew gum while peeling meg then it will stop you from crying.
8. During severe windstorms, meg may sway several feet to either side.
9. Some birds use meg to orientate themselves during migration.
10. The fingerprints of meg are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!