natural wonder

Jun 23, 2005 12:46

How can someone exude as much dislikability as the guy sitting next to me.
In the last few months in the lab I have grown to thoroughly despise my labmate, though he has done nothing to my disadvantage. He is just one of those naturally gifted people with a knack in... well being fucking irritating.
tick the list:

German (sorry Semiotic)
Engineer

Now, the funny thing is that he is into all sorts of very interesting things but somehow manages to strip all coolness off of them.

He likes motorcycles. But hear him talk about his bike and biking experience and you will want to stuff a tire down his throat.
He likes hiking and camping. But fucking hell, does it like an engineer. 'my underwear is 2.43gr lighter than the ones you are wearing. you have not purchased the most efficient briefs...'
Is into photography. ditto on the above. you show him pictures of your dog and he complains that the ISO used was not optimised for fucking canines.
He likes and plays jazz... Oh yeah... and is still an idiot.

I have a lot of frustration to vent and the pimply engineer is getting it, I am telling you.

-nt
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