Lourdes Legacy 1.1
WARNING: ADULT THEMES + /LANGUAGE
Editors note: sorry for the late chapter, if you haven't read it in my journal some big shit has gone down recently. One being that my mom broke her leg jet skiing and has forced me to move back in with her to help her until my dad gets back from Korea, two being that there was Hurricane Irene in my home state North Carolina (which luckily didn't get super bad in Charlotte) and three being that I have been officialy diagnosed with Insomnia. Hopefully now I can get more chapters out now that my Dad has come home yesterday and I can go back to my apartment and LIVE again. Although shuffling around like a zombie at 2am isn't considered living atleast I can play sims and post my legacy when I can't sleep.
Last Time:
We met our extremely angst Founder Antoinette Lourdes, the chapter started off with a bang- literally. She met the very handsome and also very angst man Brendan Doyle (doylelegacy) and had a very interesting night. That night lead to unexpected things, one being a baby boy named Vaughn and the proposal of a shot gun wedding. And we have lift off!
Moving along... nothing to see here.
Ella and Vaughn have become quiet close recently, this is probably due to the neglect from his parents :/
Brendan: So how about we have bachelor/ett parties before the wedding?
Brendan: Although.. what are we going to do with Vaughn?
Antoinette: Well we could have them on seperate nights, it's a little untraditional but that way one of us will be home to look after Vaugh. I'll have mine first then you have yours tomorrow night.
Antoinette: time to party Bitches.
Yeah so thats what I named my custom dance club... mainnly becuase it's super crapy
First on the guest list is Nina! She didn't come dressed and had to leave as soon as she got there but I don't care because I love her.
Second is me! I adore that dress, I wish I had it in real life (even though I don't have the boobs to fill it -.-)
And the guest list just got better. LOL what did that bitch think coming to Antoinette's party? seriosly! (NOTE: look at her expression! it's like she knows she's going to get her ass kicked! PRICELESS!)
Seo: Who hired the strippers?
Strippers: excuse me miss, this party is under arrest for the crime of being TOO SEXY!
Also on the guest list are Gala Devin-Ball who is married to my sim Kiren Devin from my june sim dump, they have a bunch of kids which is strange because I didn't imagine Kiren the fatherly type :/ Also there is a pretty red head named Alexandra who is just a sim of mine.
Gala: PARTY! FUCK YEAH!
Alexandra: you don't get out of the house much, do you?
LOL this was Blaise' expression the WHOLE TIME! Plus the only thing she did was sulk in the corner or drink :P
Antoinette: I'm gonna cut that Bitch
Stripper 1: did we really sign up for this shit?
Stripper 2: yep.
Antoinette: hey thanks Seo for helping me out with the party.
Seo: no problem girl
Everyone: OMG it's ISAL KENDAL!
Isla is another sim from my sim dump, she must be a celebrity or something XD
Isal: sup' Bitches
Ugh this guy came un-invited and was the only male sim there, I think the reason he thought he could come is because he believes he's a woman. gross.
Antoinette: I don't feel so good... I didn't even drink!
Antoinette: BLURG
Poor baby, sick on her bacherlorette night :(
Oh look at little ol' me just dancing in the corner by myself (that is something I would do in RL)
Seo: *squeeky voice* hello mr right hand how are you today *deep voice* I'm great, have a cookie!
Believe me I don't do this. nope.
Antoinette: Hey if you don't mind, would you say a speech for me?
Seo: sure! anything for my favorite legacy founder!
Antoinette: what?
Seo: oh nothing...
Creepy old transvestite: why can't I use the woman's bathroom?
Because your not a woman!
Seo: Hey everyone I'm gonna say a speech now! gather round!
Antoinette: you better not embaress me!
Seo: Now I don't know Antoinette very well, but what I do know is that she got knocked up by some drunk guy in this very bar, now has his kid and is marrying him just to make it leagal!
Antoinette: *fuming*
Antoinette: Bitch I told you NOT to embaress me!
Antoinette: RAGE!
Seo: Now cheer up and open your mouth!
Antoinette: wait, you better not do what I think your going to do!
Seo: DRINK UP CRAZY BITCH!
Antoinette:Okay that was actually pretty awesome!
Blasie: this party sucked.
Thats because everybody hates you. you suck.
This fucker decided because he wasn't allowed to pee in the women's bathroom he would pee on the floor instead. He seems pretty pleased with himself >:(
Gala: RAISE THE ROOF BITCHES! PARTAAAY :D
I actually love Gala now, I'm so happy she married Kiren XD
Seo: great party, got to leave now!
Why?
Seo: these legacies don't write themselves, you know!
That they don't my friend, that they dont...
Antoinette: party's over Gala, you can get down now.
Gala: NO WAY MAN, I'VE GOT THREE CRYING TODLERS AT HOME., I'M PARTYING 'TILL SUNRISE!
Stripper 1: hey ladies we'll be here all week, feel free to call us up anytime *wink*
Stripper 1: thats right baby, allll week *sugestive wink*
And then they all got kicked out :P
Vaughn: Is mommy home?
Poor Vaughn is completely neglected, he even fell asleep on the floor casue Brendan was too lazy to put him in his crib :P
Vaughn: I see you!
Vaughn: my pony!
Your too cute!
Antoinette: hello baby boy, how is momma's favorite today?
Antoinette: Oh know Vaughn, it's the CLAW!
Vaughn: My arch nemeses!
Antoinette: and he's gonna ATTACK YOU!
Vaughn: NOOO! *squeel*
Vaughn: really, is this how you do it. werid...
Antoinette: I HATE POTTY TRAINING!
LOL well you better get used to it 'casue it looks like you've got another bun in the oven :P
DO. NOT. WANT. ewww like I would date him. I should of made a self sim of Jae
Brendan: Gross... something smells like responsibility
Antoinette: no pressure just tell him your pregant... or fat.
Antoinette: Well you know how we always have risky woohoo...
Antoinette: i'm pregant
Brendan: good for you
Antoinette & Brendan: *FACENOM*
Ella is being super creepy lately... always teleporting places
God I hate that top now. somebody remind me to change it next time she's pregnant :P
Vaughn: i'm so awesome, MEEEE
I swear, this kid LOVES himself. It's the only thought bubble that ever pops up from his head!
LOL what happened Bren?
Brendan: shut up.
Science guy: haha dude I think your a little singed
Brendan: No duh, take a picture, it'll last longer
The police? O.o whats going on!
Nah It's just Brendan's bachelor party!
brendan: kill me now.
Brendan: Jokes I'm gonna rock this bitch.
More police Strippers :P
LOL who gets named 'Sugar Free'?
Okay so I cheated and temporarily changed his trait XD
Brendan: time to step the party up a notch
Brendan: YEAH BABY! *crickets*
Brendan: Yo 'Keep, get a round of your most alcoholic juices!
Brendan: And give them all to me 'casue I'm drinking the LOT!
Mixologist: Okay whatever kid, just don't pass out mkay?
Don't worry, I think he's already drunk without the booze :P
Brendan: Well as long as I can drink 'till I puke, thats all I care about
You worry me Brendan, you worry me very much.
Meanwhile at home...
Antoinette: not again!
Antoinette: BRENDAN!
Antoinette: shit, my back aches like hell...
Antoinette: nooo not the SPARKLES!!!
YAY A GIRL!
Meet Eca Lourdes (pronounced EEE-KAAA)
Antoinette: finally a daughter!
Antoinette has been wishing for a girl since before Vaughn was born :P
Antoinette: okay sweetie, mommy doesn't feel so good so you stay here
Antoinette: not that feeling again...
TWINS! (lol Eca isn't happy about it)
Meet Ecas's twin sister Naima Lourdes (Pronounced NAY-EEE-MA)
The return of the face!
Antoinette: I said I wanted a girl not two girls *grumble*
Because I'm lazy, I aged up the twins. Eca has most of Brendan's features along with his hair color but with Antoinette's eye color.
Naima has red hair! and from what I can tell, she also has Antoinette's face + eye color
so adorable <3
Vaughn: now my dear sisters, care to listen to my evil plot?
Eca&Naima: nah we rather eat these blocks *nom*
Vaughn: Are you sure? It's totaly diabolical!
Eca&Naima: Nah We're sure
Vaughn: well you guys suck.
Thanks but I'm not going to bother with them :/
It's Vaughn birthday :D
Antoinette: oh look Vaughn, it's your birthday cake!
vaughn: Hazzar!
Vaughn: my hand, it's growing!
Derpy todler is derpy.
Vaughn: *sparkles*
Vaughn is a ninja.
OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Nice hair dork.
Aww he's actually very cute! I love his glasses <3 He gained the grumpy trait which suits perfectly :P
he's so derpy!
Antoinette: MY SON IS A TOOL!
Vaughn: Hey mom, how come you and dad live together and have kids but aren't married?
Antoinette: well, you see your dad and I...
Antoinette: well why don't YOU have a job? your living in my house, mooching off your hard working parents and not paying a cent!
Vaughn: but I'm just a kid!
Antoinette: just say'n, don't ask questions.
Vaughn: nobody understands me...
Vaughn: I don't have a friend in the world...
Ella: Hey look, I'm growing up!
Vaughn: Oh woe is life
Ella: Look Vaughn!
Vaughn: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Ella: GAH!
Vaughn: Yes, you will be my evil sidekick. perfect.
Vaughn: so many evil deeds, so little time!
Congratz you guys :)
Vaughn: *FWACK*
Vaughn: your next button face!
Ella: Nooo!
Vaughn: Since you are my imaginary friend and I own you, you must obey my every wish and command. The first being that you assist me in my quest for obtaining the world's ritches.
Ella: How about we break into houses and steel all there money and possessions.
Ella: Those rubes wouldn't suspect a thing.
Vaughn: Yes, I like your thinking but theres one problem. Your imaginary and I need you to be real to make this work. I have an idea.
The girls are just too cute. I adore them so much.
WHAT. THE. PLUMBOB.
*shudder*
Vaughn: Yes, perfect! Now it's time to play with dangerous chemicles!
So Vaughn now has his LTW: to be the emporer of evil. Perfect.
Vaughn: you ought to step back Ella, this could be dangerous
Vaughn: I hope this doesn't blow up
Vaughn: does this look right? how much is a litre?
brendan: VAUGHN! what do you think your doing skipping school?
Vaughn: I'm making the metamorphosis potion!
Brendan: Your grounded mister!
Vaughn: Jeez Dad...
Vaughn: You missed work today too you know...
It's true, Brendan missed work then scolded vaughn :/
Vaughn: Hazzar another success!
Vaughn: I am the KING!
MOAR POTIONS :D
So I have this feeling that Ella is going to be kinda ditzy as a human... don't know why though!
*KABOOM*
Vaughn: *cough cough*
Vaughn: Nope nothing happened here. nothing at all. *whistles*
Vaughn: aww man.
Vaughn: Nothing is wroking Ella! what to do?
Ella: You'll get it eventually V, I know you can!
Ella: My glowing bulb thingy and I believe in you!
Vaughn: okay so I think i've done it
Ella: are you sure it's safe?
Ella: well I guess I'm gonna have to find out *gulp*
Vaughn: is it working?
Ella: well since I'm bursting into sparkles, I'd say it is
Vaughn: neat.
Vaughn: why is it taking so long?
Ella: well I don't know, I've never become real before.
Vaughn: Yess My evil plan for the world's riches are all coming together!
Blue hair!
She's so cute! Well done EA, well done XD
Ella: Hi Vaughn, I'm a real girl!
Vaughn: wow... you-r so... pre-
Brendan: *interupts* Hey Vaughn who's the blue haird kid?
Vaughn: It's Ella, she used to be my imaginary friend that I turned real with a potion I made
Brendan: yeah I'm not going to ask
Ella: Thanks for making me real Vaughn
Vaughn: your welcome El
Vaughn: So about that evil plan of ours, the million dollor diamond hiest.
Vaughn: just because she's a girl and she's your best friend doesn't mean you love her
derpy kids are derpy
Vaughn: Muhahaha, Uranium is the answer!
Ella: I've got an idea, how about we play tag?
Ella: Tag, your it... again!
Vaughn: Curses!
Antoinette: well looky here, what a fine car *grabby hands*
Antoinette: Like taking candy from a baby...
what? if Antoinette doesn't steel a car every chapter then it's not the Lourdes legacy!
Speaking of taking candy from babies...
Vaughn: Muhaha phase one of my evil deeds is in progress!
Vaughn: hello little sister, want a hug from your big brother Vaughn?
Eca: oh boy!
Vaughn: You snooze you loose kid
Eca: You meanie!
karma decided to be a bitch to Vaughn and glitch his glasses :(
Thankyou EA, the bunkbeds have saved my family <3
Naima doesn't give a crap that Vaughn and Ella are trying to sleep, she just comes in and chews the heads off of their dolls like a good sister :P
Vaughn: I don't get algebra... Ella can you help me?
Why would you ask her? She's been a sim for a few hours, how could she possibly know math?
Ella: Okay V, I'll help you!
Antoinette: who the hell are you???
Next time: kids, teenagers, birthdays, a wedding, evil plans- oh my!
Thanks for reading!
Credits:
Brendan Doyle- doylelegacy