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hehehehe.... I saw this at
lasamy's journal and of course (being the online test junkie that I am) I had to do it too.. hehee. And lasamy was my victim... "mwahahahaa!"
Stalked again, a rant by noiselessmind.
lasamy is stalking noiselessmind
lasamy’s REAL name :
Bryanna Korting
lasamy’s REAL DOB :
06th July 1988
Height :152 cm
Weight : 48.5 kg
lasamy has dreamt about you :
11 times
lasamy became interested in you :
02nd July 2004
lasamy’s latest dream about you
Both you and lasamy are working in an animal sanctuary together. lasamy suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.
This is how lasamy describes your relationship behind your back
‘noiselessmind phoned the police on me again last night. I’m going to go around tonight and finish her off with my hunting knife.’
lasamy’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
lasamy has a vast collection of noiselessmind’s mothers cuttlery lying around their bedroom. For some reason only known to God
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
lasamy had their tongue pierced just to win your approval.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I’d do anything for you. I’d give you the world if I owned it. But all I own is a Volkswagen Polo and a couple of STD’s.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
20 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Dear Jesus no! Send around a squad car quick, I’ve just killed someone. Their name is lasamy. Stop bloody laughing! That’s their real name! lasamy threatened to kill me on multiple occasions and they came around tonight to finish off the job so I used my lava lamp in self defense and now the bastards on the ground without a pulse."
lasamy’s Police File
We are sincerely worried about lasamy’s future. We believe that it has the potential to kill at least 10 people.
Testimonies about lasamy
sacrament666 - Dull O Dull
‘I’m gonna kill noiselessmind for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! lasamy is a brilliant person.’
charlies_dragon - Overweight cult comedian
‘Uncool and unhip lasamy is just plain shit!’
pinkphoenix1985 - O’Vomit-a-lot
‘I would not piss on lasamy if they were on fire.’
lasamy's journal and of course (being the online test junkie that I am) I had to do it too.. hehee. And lasamy was my victim... "mwahahahaa!"
Stalked again, a rant by noiselessmind.
lasamy is stalking noiselessmind
lasamy’s REAL name :
Bryanna Korting
lasamy’s REAL DOB :
06th July 1988
Height :152 cm
Weight : 48.5 kg
lasamy has dreamt about you :
11 times
lasamy became interested in you :
02nd July 2004
lasamy’s latest dream about you
Both you and lasamy are working in an animal sanctuary together. lasamy suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.
This is how lasamy describes your relationship behind your back
‘noiselessmind phoned the police on me again last night. I’m going to go around tonight and finish her off with my hunting knife.’
lasamy’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
lasamy has a vast collection of noiselessmind’s mothers cuttlery lying around their bedroom. For some reason only known to God
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
lasamy had their tongue pierced just to win your approval.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I’d do anything for you. I’d give you the world if I owned it. But all I own is a Volkswagen Polo and a couple of STD’s.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
20 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Dear Jesus no! Send around a squad car quick, I’ve just killed someone. Their name is lasamy. Stop bloody laughing! That’s their real name! lasamy threatened to kill me on multiple occasions and they came around tonight to finish off the job so I used my lava lamp in self defense and now the bastards on the ground without a pulse."
lasamy’s Police File
We are sincerely worried about lasamy’s future. We believe that it has the potential to kill at least 10 people.
Testimonies about lasamy
sacrament666 - Dull O Dull
‘I’m gonna kill noiselessmind for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! lasamy is a brilliant person.’
charlies_dragon - Overweight cult comedian
‘Uncool and unhip lasamy is just plain shit!’
pinkphoenix1985 - O’Vomit-a-lot
‘I would not piss on lasamy if they were on fire.’