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Sooo . . . it's been awhile. Considering the fact that only two people showed up on my friends' page, it's been awhile for everyone. But never mind that. I have had a revelation about what to do with my life. I have decided to become a blogger.
In the past, my dream jobs were a) opera singer and b) photographer for National Geographic. But I must admit, despite my ostensibly sophisticated tastes, I have become absolutely addicted to perezhilton.com. I want his job! It's not so much that I want to replace him (how could anyone do that? I mean, who else could come up with the nickname "Fugs and Jugs"?), but more that I am inspired by the plump little man with pink hair. To think that I used to think blogging was stupid! Now where would I be without Perez? Probably curing cancer or something.
Seeing as I am in Walla Walla, and not Hollywood, I might have some trouble being a celebrity blogger. For this reason, I need your help. What should I talk about? Give me ideas. IM me, call me, e-mail me, whatev. I am excited about my decision to rant and rave on LiveJournal.
And why LiveJournal, do you ask? Because MySpace has too many ads and just kind of sucks in general. Facebook is for stalking, not for sharing the innermost quirks of your soul.
So, friends, get ready. I'm not exactly the Perez Hilton of Walla Walla, but I certainly amuse myself, and maybe I'll amuse you, too.
RANDOM THING OF THE DAY:
I prefer italics over underlines in titles. Actually, it kind of bothers me when people underline titles. That is SO second grade.
QUOTE OF THE DAY (from The Office):
-"Early worm gets the worm!"
-"Another worm? Like, are they friends?"
In the past, my dream jobs were a) opera singer and b) photographer for National Geographic. But I must admit, despite my ostensibly sophisticated tastes, I have become absolutely addicted to perezhilton.com. I want his job! It's not so much that I want to replace him (how could anyone do that? I mean, who else could come up with the nickname "Fugs and Jugs"?), but more that I am inspired by the plump little man with pink hair. To think that I used to think blogging was stupid! Now where would I be without Perez? Probably curing cancer or something.
Seeing as I am in Walla Walla, and not Hollywood, I might have some trouble being a celebrity blogger. For this reason, I need your help. What should I talk about? Give me ideas. IM me, call me, e-mail me, whatev. I am excited about my decision to rant and rave on LiveJournal.
And why LiveJournal, do you ask? Because MySpace has too many ads and just kind of sucks in general. Facebook is for stalking, not for sharing the innermost quirks of your soul.
So, friends, get ready. I'm not exactly the Perez Hilton of Walla Walla, but I certainly amuse myself, and maybe I'll amuse you, too.
RANDOM THING OF THE DAY:
I prefer italics over underlines in titles. Actually, it kind of bothers me when people underline titles. That is SO second grade.
QUOTE OF THE DAY (from The Office):
-"Early worm gets the worm!"
-"Another worm? Like, are they friends?"