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On the twelfth day of Christmas, noirbettie sent to me...
Twelve Bruce Campbells drumming
Eleven coffees piping
Ten pioneers a-leaping
Nine antiquities dancing
Eight orchids a-milking
Seven potatoes a-knitting
Six deadlands a-crocheting
Five pa-a-a-astries
Four supervillains
Three fonts
Two royal tenenbaums
...and an oslowe in a rockabilly.