Crack...deep fried with a side order of NFI!
You know there are some days when the the sky is green (quite literally) and it's all just a little toooo much...yeah. You have those days too eh? Today is one of those day's. I know it is because...well just because and when that happens I usually scribble some kind of nonsense to take my mind off it and then go hide it in the sock drawer...but today? Today the sock drawer revolted. I mean quite literally. It sent my cracked sock puppet Henry to seerargent, who looked at me with stern aplomb over her stern little glasses and said "Be consistent and post it"
Title: S.P. Lush, Esq. interviews the Young Stars of Today…
Rating: PG-13 language only
Characters: Jared and Jensen and a sock puppet named Henry. Oh and a pissed off publicist.
Word count: 465
Disclaimers: Not mine and I didn't mean to write RPF...does this even count?
A/N: Comments pretty, Fire bad....
Summary/Spoilers: It's RPF crack, but if you saw the interview Jensen had with Paul McDermott it's not that unimaginable
‘Is my mike on?...no…hello? Can you hear me…?’ tap, tap ‘Where’s the fucking mike on this thing?… Oh…there it is okay good, it’s recording….Hi! Here I am interviewing two of the hottest young stars of today’s TV screen…Jared Ackles and Jensen Padalecki…’
‘Um, excuse me…that’s Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles.’
‘Huh? What? My paperwork says it’s Jared Ackles and Jensen Padalecki…are you sure you’ve got that right?’
‘Umm, dude, they’re our names!’
‘Oh, yeah but sometimes these names are made up by the studio, y’know I mean who in their right mind would call their kid Jensen Padackles…?’
‘Errr that’s Ackles not Padackles…’
‘Oh right…er, sorry…slight mix up in the research. I’ll sack them when I get back to my shoebox…errr, studio. So first question, how do you feel being on one of the most popular shows on TV today?’
‘I think I can answer for both of us when I say, honoured. It’s been a fantastic experience and I know Jensen shares the same feelings of good fortune that I do.’
‘Yes, Smallville has done so well for itself in it’s last season…so Jensen how do you plan to play Superman’s Clark Kent going into the future of the show…? Are you both signing for the movies? Jared are you going to continue your role as Lex Luther?’
‘Ahhhh, dude, I don’t play Lex…um…’
‘I thought you had a little too much hair for the role. So you play Clark Kent and Jensen you play Lex…?’
‘Ahhh, no. Neither of us play either of those roles….we play Sam and Dean Winchester…’
‘Who are they on Smallville?’
‘Err…they aren’t on Smallville…’
‘Oh…of course I can see here in my notes…so Jared you play Dean…’
‘NO!...errr…No…you’ve got us mixed up. Jensen plays Dean…’
‘Errrr...OK but my research says that you played Dean on the Gilmore Girls Jared.’
‘Well…yes I did but I’m not on the Gilmore Girls now and Jensen plays Dean on Supernatural. I play Sam his brother.’
‘Supernatural?!!? What’s that?’
‘Ummm….that’s our show on TV right now.’
‘OooooKay…. and what’s it about?’
‘Supernatural things…Ghosts and monsters and urban legends. We play two brothers Sam and Dean who fight the good fight against these….’
‘OK!!! And that’s your 5 minutes up and thank you for coming today to interview the boys and publicize the new season of Supernatural…oooook…watch your feet, don’t want to slam the door on them do we…?’
(Publicist shoves S.P. Lush, Esq. out the hotel door…)
‘?...hey wait a minute you have my recorder…hey give me my recorder...how am I supposed to write this fuckin’ review of “Supernatural Creek” if I don’t have my notes?!?!?!’
(sound of pounding on the external of the hotel door as our heroes struggle to maintain their composure)
Title: S.P. Lush, Esq. interviews the Young Stars of Today…
Rating: PG-13 language only
Characters: Jared and Jensen and a sock puppet named Henry. Oh and a pissed off publicist.
Word count: 465
Disclaimers: Not mine and I didn't mean to write RPF...does this even count?
A/N: Comments pretty, Fire bad....
Summary/Spoilers: It's RPF crack, but if you saw the interview Jensen had with Paul McDermott it's not that unimaginable
‘Is my mike on?...no…hello? Can you hear me…?’ tap, tap ‘Where’s the fucking mike on this thing?… Oh…there it is okay good, it’s recording….Hi! Here I am interviewing two of the hottest young stars of today’s TV screen…Jared Ackles and Jensen Padalecki…’
‘Um, excuse me…that’s Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles.’
‘Huh? What? My paperwork says it’s Jared Ackles and Jensen Padalecki…are you sure you’ve got that right?’
‘Umm, dude, they’re our names!’
‘Oh, yeah but sometimes these names are made up by the studio, y’know I mean who in their right mind would call their kid Jensen Padackles…?’
‘Errr that’s Ackles not Padackles…’
‘Oh right…er, sorry…slight mix up in the research. I’ll sack them when I get back to my shoebox…errr, studio. So first question, how do you feel being on one of the most popular shows on TV today?’
‘I think I can answer for both of us when I say, honoured. It’s been a fantastic experience and I know Jensen shares the same feelings of good fortune that I do.’
‘Yes, Smallville has done so well for itself in it’s last season…so Jensen how do you plan to play Superman’s Clark Kent going into the future of the show…? Are you both signing for the movies? Jared are you going to continue your role as Lex Luther?’
‘Ahhhh, dude, I don’t play Lex…um…’
‘I thought you had a little too much hair for the role. So you play Clark Kent and Jensen you play Lex…?’
‘Ahhh, no. Neither of us play either of those roles….we play Sam and Dean Winchester…’
‘Who are they on Smallville?’
‘Err…they aren’t on Smallville…’
‘Oh…of course I can see here in my notes…so Jared you play Dean…’
‘NO!...errr…No…you’ve got us mixed up. Jensen plays Dean…’
‘Errrr...OK but my research says that you played Dean on the Gilmore Girls Jared.’
‘Well…yes I did but I’m not on the Gilmore Girls now and Jensen plays Dean on Supernatural. I play Sam his brother.’
‘Supernatural?!!? What’s that?’
‘Ummm….that’s our show on TV right now.’
‘OooooKay…. and what’s it about?’
‘Supernatural things…Ghosts and monsters and urban legends. We play two brothers Sam and Dean who fight the good fight against these….’
‘OK!!! And that’s your 5 minutes up and thank you for coming today to interview the boys and publicize the new season of Supernatural…oooook…watch your feet, don’t want to slam the door on them do we…?’
(Publicist shoves S.P. Lush, Esq. out the hotel door…)
‘?...hey wait a minute you have my recorder…hey give me my recorder...how am I supposed to write this fuckin’ review of “Supernatural Creek” if I don’t have my notes?!?!?!’
(sound of pounding on the external of the hotel door as our heroes struggle to maintain their composure)