First Sin of Avarice. (Audio.)
(There's the usual sound of the overhead comm system coming on-line followed by several loud taps.)
What is this thing?
The Hell! Some kind of broadcast...thing?
(A few loud thumps sound as well, not unlike what happens when you tap a microphone.)
Ah. Excellent. Now, I assume that there are people here, and that at least one of you can hear me. First, where am I? Second, why am I here?
I've been waylaid during a vital moment, placed on a...Boat?! Why the hell am I on a boat?! Damnit, I don't have time for this! I have places to go, people to kill, and countries to claim!