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F0LlEaDEUX: i want to know the pH of lava.
X THE LADYKILLER: i don't know why it's on the pH scale.  it has no meaning.
F0LlEaDEUX: is it on the pH scale?
F0LlEaDEUX: i've never seen it.
X THE LADYKILLER: it is.
X THE LADYKILLER: i heard from john dvorak.
F0LlEaDEUX: really?
X THE LADYKILLER: yep
X THE LADYKILLER: so there you have it.
F0LlEaDEUX: i want to get drunk.

F0LlEaDEUX: LET'S GET DRUNK.
F0LlEaDEUX: i do dirty things when i get drunk.
X THE LADYKILLER: i know.
X THE LADYKILLER: you also do dirty things when you're not drunk.
F0LlEaDEUX: :] so?
F0LlEaDEUX: who has to know that
F0LlEaDEUX: ?
X THE LADYKILLER: me.
F0LlEaDEUX: only you?
F0LlEaDEUX: *forgets*
F0LlEaDEUX: what?
X THE LADYKILLER: what?
X THE LADYKILLER: hmm?
X THE LADYKILLER: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
F0LlEaDEUX: HM
X THE LADYKILLER: i gotta take a crap
X THE LADYKILLER: brb