Today something rather odd happened. I realized that there is no possible way I am a male. Here is my small list of reasons I have compiled within the last 5 mins
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The ones that apply to mebioamericanNovember 3 2004, 15:11:13 UTC
Reasons I am not a male. Some may be unpleasant to think about. I can not understand what most guys say or how they think. I don't watch sports of any sort on a regular basis. I cry when I'm down or my close friends are. I don't fight physically. I like hugs and cuddling more than sexual stuff. I dress nice. I care how people feel. I don't care about money. Many of my closest friends are female ::they are actually friends and not sex objects, which is more common than ya think ladies:: I don't care about cars. I usually think its my own fault. I don't like drug humor or sex humor. I enjoy love stories just as much as action films. I see eyes being more attractive than anything else. I can addmit that I am flat out wrong. I would only have sex with someone I loved and who loved me::preferably my one and only wife:: I listen ::usually pretty good, but always the best I can:: I use the word cute outside of female description. I like to do good in school. Holding hands with the one I love is all I need from this world.
Reasons I am not a female. 1. I like women. 2. I have a Y chromosome and the stuff that comes with it. 3. I shave my face and not my legs.
I can not understand what most guys say or how they think.
I don't watch sports of any sort on a regular basis.
I cry when I'm down or my close friends are.
I don't fight physically.
I like hugs and cuddling more than sexual stuff.
I dress nice.
I care how people feel.
I don't care about money.
Many of my closest friends are female ::they are actually friends and not sex objects, which is more common than ya think ladies::
I don't care about cars.
I usually think its my own fault.
I don't like drug humor or sex humor.
I enjoy love stories just as much as action films.
I see eyes being more attractive than anything else.
I can addmit that I am flat out wrong.
I would only have sex with someone I loved and who loved me::preferably my one and only wife::
I listen ::usually pretty good, but always the best I can::
I use the word cute outside of female description.
I like to do good in school.
Holding hands with the one I love is all I need from this world.
Reasons I am not a female.
1. I like women.
2. I have a Y chromosome and the stuff that comes with it.
3. I shave my face and not my legs.
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