If we were more primative, youd be long dead or eaten

Jul 01, 2004 12:29

Many things come with age. Wisdom, stench, death, and the sudden and urgent need to be at the front of every line you are in. You know what I'm talking about, that old guy who takes your spot in the Publix line when you leave your stuff on the belt to grab the Coke you forgot 3 feet away. They are all like this," EXCUSE ME YOUNG MAN YOUNG MAN, BUT I BELIEVE THAT I WAS HERE FIRST". Its the only stereotype that I have found to be entirely universal. Old people need every last second left of their spent lives to play bingo and make that dinner at 4 o'clock, so it is only logical that they fight you tooth and nail for a ten second difference in wait. That way they can take their leisure on the road, so when they smash threw your living room they will only be going about 25mph, which is better than 40mph. Many of them will talk to you as if they have earned that right to take what they want when they want. Ya they sure earned it in my book. Thank you baby boomers for skull fucking Earth and society while preserving my "freedom". =D.
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