An ode:
Oh internet, I didn't realize how much I'd missed you.
Without you, my body does not function. Visiting you at the YahooBB cafe is a tease. Like being preserved in sci-fi stasis for a century, only to be let out for five minutes to pass gas, or sneeze, but NOT BOTH. Oh no. No, how limited, the internet cafes.
But lo! Now you have returned to my arms, and I am free to sneeze, burp, and fart at the same time.
Gmail you are oxygen, a necessity. But oh, youtube and wiki, oh how you delight me.
Endless delights! An orgy of bodily functions restored!
Without you, my body does not function. Visiting you at the YahooBB cafe is a tease. Like being preserved in sci-fi stasis for a century, only to be let out for five minutes to pass gas, or sneeze, but NOT BOTH. Oh no. No, how limited, the internet cafes.
But lo! Now you have returned to my arms, and I am free to sneeze, burp, and fart at the same time.
Gmail you are oxygen, a necessity. But oh, youtube and wiki, oh how you delight me.
Endless delights! An orgy of bodily functions restored!