FIFTEEN Minutes of Shame

[noheatnikki]

I'd really like to find whoever charmed those crackers and curse them within an inch of their lives.

[Filtered to Puck, hackable to adults]Puckerman, I really don't make it a habit of kissing students. I know we were in the Great Hall and people have already seen and it was because of the cracker, but your discretion in this matter would be

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[numbersnfigures]

I can't believe you did that.

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[noheatnikki]

What was I supposed to do, Spencer? I tried everything to break the enchantment.

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[numbersnfigures]

I'm sure I could have found something if you'd given me time to go to the library. You kissed a student on the mouth in front of the entire school.

[Clearly the fact that it was a student isn't the only thing he's upset about.]

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[noheatnikki]

I wasn't about to stand there stuck to the kid while everyone gawked at us. I tried every spell I could think of. It's not like I wanted to kiss him.

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[numbersnfigures]

He was pretty obviously thrilled about it.

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[noheatnikki]

Well, yeah. I mean, wouldn't you be kind of exhilarated if you were a 5th year and got to kiss a moderately attractive professor?

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[numbersnfigures]

Moderately attractive? Try absolutely beautiful.

And me? I would have been absolutely mortified.

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[noheatnikki]

Well, maybe mortified in an exhilarated kind of way? I just don't want you to be upset with me.

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[numbersnfigures]

Kate, I would have run out of the Great Hall and hid in the library for about a week.

I'm not upset with you... I just don't enjoy seeing you kiss other men, even if they're students and are technically boys.