if i was made of money, i would get this
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/9197/ and if Rafael or Faustino brought the bikes that they're each trying to sell me, i could have a cheap (according to them) good condition road bicycle ($50-60)
and if i could get my paychecks for the next month or so now, without working a month or so, then i would have a new bass, and non shitty amp, a kick ass camera, and a ton of comic books