Voice Mail

[nohaircutsplz]

"Am I using this thing correctly? Never mind, I don't care. You have reached Medusalith Amaquelin. I am not available at present. Please leave your message and contact information after the 'beep,' and I will contact you when I am able to do so."

BEEP.

Comments

[onapalebicycle]

(from here!)

"You self-absorbed freak! How the fuck do you think I was even remotely hitting on you!? I hope your dick shrivels up and falls off and you choke on it and die!"

Phone Day

[3patchproblem]

From here

I would have to know who you are in the first place to not contact you again. Try to keep from making too much of a fool of yourself next time you contact a stranger with wild accusations.

[sith_happened]

From here:

"Oh, please. You've been jealous of my hair for years now, and we both know it."