Today I finally worked out how to arrange pictures in photoshop so that they'll be one under the other in one file - does this thing have a name? idk, anyway - it only took me forever to work out, and even then I have to use tiny pic for their crop option, because I can't for the life of me figure out how my crop option works in photoshop without fucking it up. To celebrate, Michael Fassbender's handsome face, and perfect body! (which I am not in the least attracted to, but I can appreciate. For me to find someone beautiful, something has to be a little off about their face, and Michael is too symmetrical and perfect for me to be in awe with)
Don't ask me who this lucky old man is. I don't know where it's from (and frankly the monologue here made more of an impression on me then anything else, as it was bluntly and suddenly antisemitic), I got it off of youtube and I don't remember what it's called. You're welcome to tell me, though?
Well, I think my work here is done. You are welcome!
eta: should I have warned for the old man? I guess I should have. Oh well! I wasn't really bothered since I guess the internet has taught me to ignore what I don't want to see and to embrace the things I care about - like Fassbender's bellybutton! It brings me joy.