Comments | noetma: A Bedtime Story (public for lulz)

noetma

Oct 28, 2009 02:15

A friend of mine couldn't sleep so he asked for a bedtime story ( Read more... )

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hellooo October 28 2009, 06:25:18 UTC

Did she ever get on the plane?

vexcrucibo October 28 2009, 12:56:22 UTC

FAAAACE.
Why didn't she punch him with her iron fists? I would punch stuff if I had iron fists.

noetma October 28 2009, 13:56:24 UTC

Because then she would get sued for assault! Lawyers aren't cheap either

hellooo October 28 2009, 16:04:10 UTC

Then she can sic her alligators on them.

noetma October 28 2009, 18:20:12 UTC

Then she might get charged with animal abuse.

There are rules you know.

hellooo October 28 2009, 18:43:17 UTC

I don't think alligators get hurt if they get to dine on tasty people.

noetma October 29 2009, 03:41:47 UTC

Using an animal to exact vengeance on others can be interpreted as abuse

hellooo October 29 2009, 03:55:00 UTC

I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO AGREE TO DISAGREE

noetma October 28 2009, 13:55:34 UTC

No, she decided that planes are terrible forms of transportation and that an alligator support palanquin was the only way to go

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