Fanfic: The First Noël with Noel.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing Noel Fielding/Me
Warnings: Slightly Awkward sex moments in this section
Story: Noel has something special planned for our first Christmas together! :3
Notes: This is a WIP, and this is my second edit, so I'm sorry if you were enjoying the previous version, but this is how the original was written and it was driving me crazy editing it all! Also only the first sex scene is slightly awkward. XD I hope you enjoy this version too! x
The First Noël with Noel.
Prologue
I sat down in my seat with my friends either side of me for the second half of the third Boosh Live, brimming with excitement. I wore my ‘Avast’ Hell Bunny swing dress, I was looking and feeling fabulous! Noel decides to ‘work the crowd’ a bit and ceases his chance to make a move on me, unbeknownst to me. He struts around making odd comments to people, before stopping in front of me. My heart fluttered as my excitement bubbled up inside me. He uses his line from his stand-up days of “Let’s touch, in a, I’m Jesus and you’re a leper kind of a way…” As our hands reach out and touch, He retracts the comment but not as he usually does “Only kidding! You’re the most attractive woman in the building,” he then kisses my hand “Will you come out to dinner ‘wiv me?” I playfully swoon, my friend the other side of me catches me. Noel beams a confident smile then says “I’ll take that as a yes!” smirks and carries on working the crowd. My friends tease me a little for the rest of the live. As we get up to leave and begin to leave the auditorium a big burley member of Security grabs my arm alarming me slightly
“I’m sorry! what have I done??” I begin to panic
“Nothing, but don’t you want dinner with Noel?” I was blown away by this, he wasn’t joking!!! He’d actually meant it! Obviously that was his way of picking out his girl for the night.
“I’d love to!” I say beaming a huge grin at the security guard
“Hun!!!” Exclaims my friend “Is that a good idea?”
“I don’t care if it’s just a fling, you guys know how crazy I am about him, I must have him!”
“Ok if you’re sure…” She says hugging me
“I think it’s great for you, enjoy!” Says my other friend with a smile and a glint in her eye!
So I’m then led backstage by the security guard. I’m extremely nervous, I mean I’d never ever gone off with a celeb before, was I about to become a Groupie? I was a little worried about becoming just one of many girls he’d’ had on the side’.
My worries are quashed when we reach his changing room and the Security Guard knocks on the door. “I’ve got the girl you asked for” He said
I grin like a Cheshire cat, at that moment I felt like I was in the film Queen of the Damned about to be devoured by the ‘Rockstar Vampire’ Lestat!
The Security Guard opens the door and gestures for me to go in. I decide quoting from Queen of the Damned might make a good ice breaker, so I take a deep breath and walk in. I look Noel square in the eyes and say “I hear you have a room with cable TV and stuff and it’s really nice, but we have to let you suck on our necks whenever you want…” then I giggle awkwardly wondering if that was the right thing to say or not.
He laughs “I love that movie too! You look stunning by the way!” He says flirting slightly
I laugh girlishly “Thanks” I felt so relieved that we were on the same page, not to mention he’d just flirted!
He slinks round behind me hovering around my neck just like Lestat, I savour this perfect fangirl moment! Then he stands in front of me and lifts my head up. “So beautiful!” He mutters to himself as he leans in and kisses me on the lips. I melt as his tongue gently caresses my mouth, as he tenderly kisses me in a calm and relaxed way. It was almost soothing, it certainly calmed my nerves a little. I kissed him back, my tongue venturing into his much larger mouth, smoothing the roof of his mouth, then gently flicking back across it. His eyes roll with delight. Then I pull back softly.
“Wow!” He exclaimed “That was amazing! I think we’re gonna get on just fine Poppet!” He laughs, for a terrible second or so I worry that he’s joking about us getting on well, but then he says “I’m sorry I reek! I’ve gotta shower and change before we head out, so if you wouldn’t mind just waiting here for me Poppet!”
“Sure!” I say sitting on the chair in the corner of the room as I sit I feel relieved that he “I promise not to snoop around hun!” I said trying to reassure him
To which he beams an almost proud looking smile at me, as he walks out the door to go and shower.
I hear Noel talking to Julian outside, but I can’t really make out what is being said. A short while later, Julian sticks his head in the door. “Hello there! So you’re Noely’s date huh?”
“Oh Hi Julian! Yeah looks like it!” I giggle excitedly
“You really are cute as a button! I don’t mean to raise your hopes but Noely is pretty keen on you!”
I beam a huge satisfied smile
“But play it cool, and a tip Noel likes having his ego massaged but don’t over play it! You look like a nice girl for once, Noel usually picks party animals, hence the tips, Sir!” He smiles warmly at me
“Thanking you kindly, Sir!” I say echoing his Howard Moon.
“No problem! What’s your name, little lady?”
“Liz”
“Maybe we’ll meet again sometime, Liz, Best of luck with Noel!” He says with a wink disappearing back round the door.
Chapter 1
It was a cold November morning. Noel rolled over, and started to shake due to the cold “Oh will you please put some damn heating on?!?!?” he snapped
“Mmmrm?” I say just waking up “Are you complaining again Noely?” I say with a disapproving tone.
“Please can we put some heating on its Bloody November!!!” says a now very agitated Noel.
“Oh all right!” I say with a hint of sarcasm “I’ll put it on for you, my lil’ hot house flower!” I tease.
“Cheers…” He says, folding his arms, sulking like a teenager. Angrily glaring, turned away, towards the corner of the room. So I get up and flick on the heating. I notice just how pissed off Noel is at that moment, so I kneel down, on the bed, beside him.
“Oh Noely, I’m sorry hun!” I say apologetically
All I get out of him is a grunt of “Humf!” and a slight shift of position.
So I slink around him in an effort to seduce him back into happiness!
“Maybe I can make it up to you…?” I say suggestively as I slowly wrap my body round his.
“And that’s what I was waiting for!!!” Says Noely in a tone which had a hint of sarcasm, which I had found was so typically ‘Noel being Noel’. So I ignore his attempt to dampen things and continue with my slinking. I look him straight in the eyes as I slowly run my hand down the length of his body, in an attempt to see how ‘excited’ he was. When I reach his crotch, Noel thinks that’s all he’s getting and the sulk continues with “Is that all…”
I place my finger seductively to his lips “Shhhh!!” Still looking him in eyes, with a loving stare, I straddle him, Noel tries in vain to speak but again I shush him once more, he smiles a knowing smile. The last thing I need is for him to either continue being moody or even worse say something funny which would totally ruin the mood I’d tried hard to create. So I kiss him ever so lightly on the lips, then line him up and sit back, hard. We both cry out as he plummets deep inside me. Noely’s eyes roll back in their sockets. I lean back as my legs begin to tremble a little, feeling a bit overwhelmed by it all.
“You all right there?” Asked Noel slightly concerned for me.
“Yeah….” I say in a spaced out kinda way. Upon hearing this Noel is convinced I must be suffering. He wraps his arms around me to cuddle me. “Cummere!” He cuddles me tightly and kisses the top of my head tenderly.
“What are you doing Noel??? I’m fine , I just got a bit lost in the moment is all!” I roll my eyes and kiss him deeply, trying to reassure him.
I really wished he’d stop treating me as if I was some stupid kid! I know I’d had nowhere near as much experience as him but I hated the fact he came across at times as if he was lost in some distasteful fantasy where I was much younger.
“You’re sure your fine?” He asks still not sure if I’m bluffing or not.
“Yes I promise hun!” I almost plead.
“Ok…Cummere you!!!!” He says as he intensifies his grip pulling me in for a big kiss, flattening me to his chest. He begins thrusting gently as he’s still dubious that I’m not just trying to please him at any cost.
“Noely!” I whisper with an impatient tone “Why aren’t you going faster???”
“I don’t want to hurt you hun!” He says gently stroking my arm tenderly.
“Honestly hun…” I grab his face “I’m fine hunny! I wasn’t hurt, I was overwhelmed!” I say throwing my head back theatrically, whilst blushing slightly. Noel chuckles to himself. I let go and rest my head on his chest . “Ok hun if your sure here goes nothing…!!!” He says suddenly picking up the pace getting faster and faster! I bury my face into his chest and grip the sheets tightly to stop myself screaming loudly “Let it out Betty!” He half teased, He’d referred to me as his Betty Boop look-a-likey in a interview when asked about me, so hence he teases me at times calling me ‘Betty’.
“Nuuu Nuuu!” I say muffled, as I stifle moans. Noely kinda liked vocal partners and wasn’t about to let me get away with just stifled moans, oh no, he wanted loud appreciation for his efforts! He knew just how to push my buttons. He swished my hair to one side, kissing my neck until I could stifle my moans no longer “Oooohhh Noely!” I moan extremely loudly , he stops briefly to smirk, knowing he had won, then continues to drive me crazy!
“You did that on purpose didn’t you Noely?” I say almost grumpily, having lost to him.
“You Betcha!!” he says cheekily. I forgive him, Noel can be extremely Impish when he wants to be. He picks up the pace and I let out an excited yet flustered squeal that resembled something from the comedy duo Watson and Oliver.
Noel switches from his usual Cockney to his best Mr. Darcy voice “Why, Miss Elizabeth did I startle you?”
“Why yes, Mr. Fielding you did, rather!” I lean in and give Noel a big kiss to show my appreciation for this impromptu role play. Noel is taken slightly aback by my kiss.
“Why, Miss Elizabeth that was quite a kiss!!!” He says impressed.
“Well Mr. Fielding, that was quite a thrust!!” I say then begin to blush afterwards.
“Oh Miss Elizabeth, I do so love it when you talk dirty!” He says twitching his eyebrows sexily
“Oh Mr. Fielding you make me feel like talking dirty…” little feminine giggle “And doing dirty things too!”
“I am utterly charmed by you, my Darling Elizabeth!”
“Oh how I love you!”
“Oh my Darling, Mon Petit Choux!” and with that he kisses the top of my head. As he did so his face began to scrunch up into strange faces letting me know he was close. I have to stop myself from giggling each time, as I find him hilarious when he climaxes. But so far he’d been so lost in his own little world each time, luckily he hadn’t noticed. I beam a proud smile as his face contorts more and more until he squeezes me tightly and grunts, in an extremely satisfied way, then collapses next to me. I lean over and kiss his forehead tenderly but he’s already half asleep.
Chapter 2
After gazing at Noel’s adorable sleeping face for a while, I decide to get up and make some breakfast. I slip on my dressing grown and go to the kitchen. I start wondering what Noel would like… ‘Hmmm…coco pops?’ I ponder ‘or pancakes or maybe an omelette’ I decide on coco pops, as he probably wouldn’t appreciate my Slimming World pancakes or my sorry excuse for an omelette! As I pour the cereal into the bowl, the tinkling of the coco dusted rice on the bowl must have awoken Noely. He appears in the doorway, leaning sexily in the doorway, gazing at me. I turn around and nearly drop the bowl of cereal!
“Easy now!” said Noel catching the bowl “Did you forget, you were with me again?...” He asks shyly, then looks down coyly and bites his lip “It’s so sweet when you do that hun!” He almost mutters to himself as he takes the bowl from me, placing it back down on the counter. He backs me up against the counter runs his fingers through my hair both sides sweeping it back and presses his lips up against mine! ‘OMG! This is heavenly!’ I think to myself. Our kiss intensifies, ‘this is crazy...’ I think to myself ‘we’ve only just finished and we’re off again possibly???’ But Noel pulls back and playfully snatches the bowl of coco pops saying “Mine!!!” and sneaks off in his signature playful sneak, turning round staring back at me with a quite intentional ‘crazy’ stare, just like in the ‘King Tutta’ episode of Luxury Comedy, when he’s pretending to play a shoebox like a guitar . ‘He’s sooo adorable!!!!’ I let out a contented sigh. Then get myself some cereal. As we sit and eat breakfast together, I can tell Noel is brimming with excitement. I think nothing of it, ‘maybe he’s got something lined up in the way of TV appearances or something’ I think to myself. All of a sudden Noel leans forward
“Izzy” He starts,
“mmm?” I say ever so slightly disinterested,
“You’re going to like this hun!” He says trying to get me excited too.
“Oooh, what?” I say leaning in too, with great interest, hoping its Boosh related.
Noel clears his throat and in his best Darcy voice again says, “Would you like to accompany me to spend Christmas in my Chateaux in France this Christmas?” He purses his lips, wincing, bracing himself for possible rejection, whilst hoping I say yes.
“Seriously???” I say blown away by this offer. But there is a tinge of doubt in my voice as Noel doesn’t usually use his Darcy voice unless he’s trying the ‘woo’ me or we’re in bed.
“Yeah… how does that grab ya?” He says, slipping back into his usual Mockney, still a little unsure of how I’ve taken it.
“Wow! OMG! Yes I’d love to!!!” I squeak excitedly.
“It’ll just be us two, but we’ll have to get a lift with a mate of mine who’s headed over to France as I don’t drive, I hope that’s ok…” He winces
“Ofc that’s ok hun! Don’t be so silly! It’ll be romantic just the two of us, and frankly I don’t care if we have to walk there, it’s gonna be amazing!” I say all starry eyed.
Noel breathes a sigh of relief. He was excited at first but then it dawned on him that I might say no, and it’d made him really apprehensive to ask me. “Phew! You had me worried there for a second!”
“As if any girl, especially a Fieldmouse, would say ‘no’ to that as an offer!”
Noel looks shyly at the floor. He didn’t take compliments too well. “Oh I dunno about that…” He says weakly and dismissively.
‘He really is a strange one…’ I think to myself ‘One minute Full of himself, to the point of arrogance next minute meek and mild and shy almost’. I smile, ‘D’awww! He’s so cute when he gets like this!’ I can’t help but stand up and wrap my arms around him, hugging him. “You’re so beautiful Noely!”
He turns away sharply, so I crouch down , look him in the eye and say “You really are hun! To Me you are really handsome! So it doesn’t matter what you, or anyone else thinks, to me you’re Gorgeous!”
Noel looks really upset almost like he might cry.
“Owhh!” I huff “I wish I hadn’t said anything now!!” I say almost telling myself off, with my head turned away from his, “I’m sorry I upset you Hunny!” I say softly, looking at him once more, but Noel shuts his eyes as he does so, a single tear rolls down his cheek. I felt so guilty for clearly raking up some terrible issues Noely had about the way he looked. “I am so sorry hun!” I say as if to try and retract what I’d said “Cummere, You look like you could do with a hug!” I say trying to resolve the awkward situation.
“It’s all right, yeah…. Just leave it now!” he snapped as he wiped away the tear.
I decide to give him a bit of space so I go and lie down in my bedroom and start to shed a few silent tears myself. I hated upsetting Noel. Sometimes I think I get even more upset than he was after I’ve upset him. I didn’t realise but Noel once again was stood in the doorway, not leaning this time so much as slumped, trying to work out if I was upset or cross. I lay on the bed facing the opposite direction, sobbing silently. Noel gently sits on the bed, he realises I’m crying. “Shhh!” He shushes soothingly,” Don’t cry Poppet!” He says, stroking my arm then kissing it, “We should both be really happy, we’re gonna spend Christmas in France together!”
“I know,” I sob, “But I keep upsetting you, I don’t mean to hunny! I’m really sorr…” He interrupts my silly whining with a big supportive kiss. I should have remembered when he told me he’d just had such a terrible time at school. It had marred his opinion of himself his whole life. He also had also mentioned his belief that other people just ‘tolerated’ his looks. I wish he’d realise just how his features are adored by so many ‘Fieldmice’ fans of his.
“Y’know, the way you get so upset when you upset me, is really cute hun!”
I turn and look at him a little puzzled.
“Well it proves you really love me, in a way!”
“I do really love you Noely!” I gaze at him expectantly.
“Y’know what, I think I love you too hun, properly I mean…”
I dive at him like Chi from Chobits, sending Noel flying backwards into the sheets and cover him in kisses! I couldn’t believe my luck! Noely had been avoiding using the ‘L word’ since we’d started dating. He was a good sort that didn’t like to get a girl’s hopes up too high before he really meant it. I was so relieved he wasn’t a bit like his part of “Rex” from the film “Come on Eileen” Where he basically has his way with Eileen then goes off with some groupie some time after. That he actually was a nice, highly sensitive and nice natured guy under all the bravado and ego.
To be Continued....
Pairing Noel Fielding/Me
Warnings: Slightly Awkward sex moments in this section
Story: Noel has something special planned for our first Christmas together! :3
Notes: This is a WIP, and this is my second edit, so I'm sorry if you were enjoying the previous version, but this is how the original was written and it was driving me crazy editing it all! Also only the first sex scene is slightly awkward. XD I hope you enjoy this version too! x
The First Noël with Noel.
Prologue
I sat down in my seat with my friends either side of me for the second half of the third Boosh Live, brimming with excitement. I wore my ‘Avast’ Hell Bunny swing dress, I was looking and feeling fabulous! Noel decides to ‘work the crowd’ a bit and ceases his chance to make a move on me, unbeknownst to me. He struts around making odd comments to people, before stopping in front of me. My heart fluttered as my excitement bubbled up inside me. He uses his line from his stand-up days of “Let’s touch, in a, I’m Jesus and you’re a leper kind of a way…” As our hands reach out and touch, He retracts the comment but not as he usually does “Only kidding! You’re the most attractive woman in the building,” he then kisses my hand “Will you come out to dinner ‘wiv me?” I playfully swoon, my friend the other side of me catches me. Noel beams a confident smile then says “I’ll take that as a yes!” smirks and carries on working the crowd. My friends tease me a little for the rest of the live. As we get up to leave and begin to leave the auditorium a big burley member of Security grabs my arm alarming me slightly
“I’m sorry! what have I done??” I begin to panic
“Nothing, but don’t you want dinner with Noel?” I was blown away by this, he wasn’t joking!!! He’d actually meant it! Obviously that was his way of picking out his girl for the night.
“I’d love to!” I say beaming a huge grin at the security guard
“Hun!!!” Exclaims my friend “Is that a good idea?”
“I don’t care if it’s just a fling, you guys know how crazy I am about him, I must have him!”
“Ok if you’re sure…” She says hugging me
“I think it’s great for you, enjoy!” Says my other friend with a smile and a glint in her eye!
So I’m then led backstage by the security guard. I’m extremely nervous, I mean I’d never ever gone off with a celeb before, was I about to become a Groupie? I was a little worried about becoming just one of many girls he’d’ had on the side’.
My worries are quashed when we reach his changing room and the Security Guard knocks on the door. “I’ve got the girl you asked for” He said
I grin like a Cheshire cat, at that moment I felt like I was in the film Queen of the Damned about to be devoured by the ‘Rockstar Vampire’ Lestat!
The Security Guard opens the door and gestures for me to go in. I decide quoting from Queen of the Damned might make a good ice breaker, so I take a deep breath and walk in. I look Noel square in the eyes and say “I hear you have a room with cable TV and stuff and it’s really nice, but we have to let you suck on our necks whenever you want…” then I giggle awkwardly wondering if that was the right thing to say or not.
He laughs “I love that movie too! You look stunning by the way!” He says flirting slightly
I laugh girlishly “Thanks” I felt so relieved that we were on the same page, not to mention he’d just flirted!
He slinks round behind me hovering around my neck just like Lestat, I savour this perfect fangirl moment! Then he stands in front of me and lifts my head up. “So beautiful!” He mutters to himself as he leans in and kisses me on the lips. I melt as his tongue gently caresses my mouth, as he tenderly kisses me in a calm and relaxed way. It was almost soothing, it certainly calmed my nerves a little. I kissed him back, my tongue venturing into his much larger mouth, smoothing the roof of his mouth, then gently flicking back across it. His eyes roll with delight. Then I pull back softly.
“Wow!” He exclaimed “That was amazing! I think we’re gonna get on just fine Poppet!” He laughs, for a terrible second or so I worry that he’s joking about us getting on well, but then he says “I’m sorry I reek! I’ve gotta shower and change before we head out, so if you wouldn’t mind just waiting here for me Poppet!”
“Sure!” I say sitting on the chair in the corner of the room as I sit I feel relieved that he “I promise not to snoop around hun!” I said trying to reassure him
To which he beams an almost proud looking smile at me, as he walks out the door to go and shower.
I hear Noel talking to Julian outside, but I can’t really make out what is being said. A short while later, Julian sticks his head in the door. “Hello there! So you’re Noely’s date huh?”
“Oh Hi Julian! Yeah looks like it!” I giggle excitedly
“You really are cute as a button! I don’t mean to raise your hopes but Noely is pretty keen on you!”
I beam a huge satisfied smile
“But play it cool, and a tip Noel likes having his ego massaged but don’t over play it! You look like a nice girl for once, Noel usually picks party animals, hence the tips, Sir!” He smiles warmly at me
“Thanking you kindly, Sir!” I say echoing his Howard Moon.
“No problem! What’s your name, little lady?”
“Liz”
“Maybe we’ll meet again sometime, Liz, Best of luck with Noel!” He says with a wink disappearing back round the door.
Chapter 1
It was a cold November morning. Noel rolled over, and started to shake due to the cold “Oh will you please put some damn heating on?!?!?” he snapped
“Mmmrm?” I say just waking up “Are you complaining again Noely?” I say with a disapproving tone.
“Please can we put some heating on its Bloody November!!!” says a now very agitated Noel.
“Oh all right!” I say with a hint of sarcasm “I’ll put it on for you, my lil’ hot house flower!” I tease.
“Cheers…” He says, folding his arms, sulking like a teenager. Angrily glaring, turned away, towards the corner of the room. So I get up and flick on the heating. I notice just how pissed off Noel is at that moment, so I kneel down, on the bed, beside him.
“Oh Noely, I’m sorry hun!” I say apologetically
All I get out of him is a grunt of “Humf!” and a slight shift of position.
So I slink around him in an effort to seduce him back into happiness!
“Maybe I can make it up to you…?” I say suggestively as I slowly wrap my body round his.
“And that’s what I was waiting for!!!” Says Noely in a tone which had a hint of sarcasm, which I had found was so typically ‘Noel being Noel’. So I ignore his attempt to dampen things and continue with my slinking. I look him straight in the eyes as I slowly run my hand down the length of his body, in an attempt to see how ‘excited’ he was. When I reach his crotch, Noel thinks that’s all he’s getting and the sulk continues with “Is that all…”
I place my finger seductively to his lips “Shhhh!!” Still looking him in eyes, with a loving stare, I straddle him, Noel tries in vain to speak but again I shush him once more, he smiles a knowing smile. The last thing I need is for him to either continue being moody or even worse say something funny which would totally ruin the mood I’d tried hard to create. So I kiss him ever so lightly on the lips, then line him up and sit back, hard. We both cry out as he plummets deep inside me. Noely’s eyes roll back in their sockets. I lean back as my legs begin to tremble a little, feeling a bit overwhelmed by it all.
“You all right there?” Asked Noel slightly concerned for me.
“Yeah….” I say in a spaced out kinda way. Upon hearing this Noel is convinced I must be suffering. He wraps his arms around me to cuddle me. “Cummere!” He cuddles me tightly and kisses the top of my head tenderly.
“What are you doing Noel??? I’m fine , I just got a bit lost in the moment is all!” I roll my eyes and kiss him deeply, trying to reassure him.
I really wished he’d stop treating me as if I was some stupid kid! I know I’d had nowhere near as much experience as him but I hated the fact he came across at times as if he was lost in some distasteful fantasy where I was much younger.
“You’re sure your fine?” He asks still not sure if I’m bluffing or not.
“Yes I promise hun!” I almost plead.
“Ok…Cummere you!!!!” He says as he intensifies his grip pulling me in for a big kiss, flattening me to his chest. He begins thrusting gently as he’s still dubious that I’m not just trying to please him at any cost.
“Noely!” I whisper with an impatient tone “Why aren’t you going faster???”
“I don’t want to hurt you hun!” He says gently stroking my arm tenderly.
“Honestly hun…” I grab his face “I’m fine hunny! I wasn’t hurt, I was overwhelmed!” I say throwing my head back theatrically, whilst blushing slightly. Noel chuckles to himself. I let go and rest my head on his chest . “Ok hun if your sure here goes nothing…!!!” He says suddenly picking up the pace getting faster and faster! I bury my face into his chest and grip the sheets tightly to stop myself screaming loudly “Let it out Betty!” He half teased, He’d referred to me as his Betty Boop look-a-likey in a interview when asked about me, so hence he teases me at times calling me ‘Betty’.
“Nuuu Nuuu!” I say muffled, as I stifle moans. Noely kinda liked vocal partners and wasn’t about to let me get away with just stifled moans, oh no, he wanted loud appreciation for his efforts! He knew just how to push my buttons. He swished my hair to one side, kissing my neck until I could stifle my moans no longer “Oooohhh Noely!” I moan extremely loudly , he stops briefly to smirk, knowing he had won, then continues to drive me crazy!
“You did that on purpose didn’t you Noely?” I say almost grumpily, having lost to him.
“You Betcha!!” he says cheekily. I forgive him, Noel can be extremely Impish when he wants to be. He picks up the pace and I let out an excited yet flustered squeal that resembled something from the comedy duo Watson and Oliver.
Noel switches from his usual Cockney to his best Mr. Darcy voice “Why, Miss Elizabeth did I startle you?”
“Why yes, Mr. Fielding you did, rather!” I lean in and give Noel a big kiss to show my appreciation for this impromptu role play. Noel is taken slightly aback by my kiss.
“Why, Miss Elizabeth that was quite a kiss!!!” He says impressed.
“Well Mr. Fielding, that was quite a thrust!!” I say then begin to blush afterwards.
“Oh Miss Elizabeth, I do so love it when you talk dirty!” He says twitching his eyebrows sexily
“Oh Mr. Fielding you make me feel like talking dirty…” little feminine giggle “And doing dirty things too!”
“I am utterly charmed by you, my Darling Elizabeth!”
“Oh how I love you!”
“Oh my Darling, Mon Petit Choux!” and with that he kisses the top of my head. As he did so his face began to scrunch up into strange faces letting me know he was close. I have to stop myself from giggling each time, as I find him hilarious when he climaxes. But so far he’d been so lost in his own little world each time, luckily he hadn’t noticed. I beam a proud smile as his face contorts more and more until he squeezes me tightly and grunts, in an extremely satisfied way, then collapses next to me. I lean over and kiss his forehead tenderly but he’s already half asleep.
Chapter 2
After gazing at Noel’s adorable sleeping face for a while, I decide to get up and make some breakfast. I slip on my dressing grown and go to the kitchen. I start wondering what Noel would like… ‘Hmmm…coco pops?’ I ponder ‘or pancakes or maybe an omelette’ I decide on coco pops, as he probably wouldn’t appreciate my Slimming World pancakes or my sorry excuse for an omelette! As I pour the cereal into the bowl, the tinkling of the coco dusted rice on the bowl must have awoken Noely. He appears in the doorway, leaning sexily in the doorway, gazing at me. I turn around and nearly drop the bowl of cereal!
“Easy now!” said Noel catching the bowl “Did you forget, you were with me again?...” He asks shyly, then looks down coyly and bites his lip “It’s so sweet when you do that hun!” He almost mutters to himself as he takes the bowl from me, placing it back down on the counter. He backs me up against the counter runs his fingers through my hair both sides sweeping it back and presses his lips up against mine! ‘OMG! This is heavenly!’ I think to myself. Our kiss intensifies, ‘this is crazy...’ I think to myself ‘we’ve only just finished and we’re off again possibly???’ But Noel pulls back and playfully snatches the bowl of coco pops saying “Mine!!!” and sneaks off in his signature playful sneak, turning round staring back at me with a quite intentional ‘crazy’ stare, just like in the ‘King Tutta’ episode of Luxury Comedy, when he’s pretending to play a shoebox like a guitar . ‘He’s sooo adorable!!!!’ I let out a contented sigh. Then get myself some cereal. As we sit and eat breakfast together, I can tell Noel is brimming with excitement. I think nothing of it, ‘maybe he’s got something lined up in the way of TV appearances or something’ I think to myself. All of a sudden Noel leans forward
“Izzy” He starts,
“mmm?” I say ever so slightly disinterested,
“You’re going to like this hun!” He says trying to get me excited too.
“Oooh, what?” I say leaning in too, with great interest, hoping its Boosh related.
Noel clears his throat and in his best Darcy voice again says, “Would you like to accompany me to spend Christmas in my Chateaux in France this Christmas?” He purses his lips, wincing, bracing himself for possible rejection, whilst hoping I say yes.
“Seriously???” I say blown away by this offer. But there is a tinge of doubt in my voice as Noel doesn’t usually use his Darcy voice unless he’s trying the ‘woo’ me or we’re in bed.
“Yeah… how does that grab ya?” He says, slipping back into his usual Mockney, still a little unsure of how I’ve taken it.
“Wow! OMG! Yes I’d love to!!!” I squeak excitedly.
“It’ll just be us two, but we’ll have to get a lift with a mate of mine who’s headed over to France as I don’t drive, I hope that’s ok…” He winces
“Ofc that’s ok hun! Don’t be so silly! It’ll be romantic just the two of us, and frankly I don’t care if we have to walk there, it’s gonna be amazing!” I say all starry eyed.
Noel breathes a sigh of relief. He was excited at first but then it dawned on him that I might say no, and it’d made him really apprehensive to ask me. “Phew! You had me worried there for a second!”
“As if any girl, especially a Fieldmouse, would say ‘no’ to that as an offer!”
Noel looks shyly at the floor. He didn’t take compliments too well. “Oh I dunno about that…” He says weakly and dismissively.
‘He really is a strange one…’ I think to myself ‘One minute Full of himself, to the point of arrogance next minute meek and mild and shy almost’. I smile, ‘D’awww! He’s so cute when he gets like this!’ I can’t help but stand up and wrap my arms around him, hugging him. “You’re so beautiful Noely!”
He turns away sharply, so I crouch down , look him in the eye and say “You really are hun! To Me you are really handsome! So it doesn’t matter what you, or anyone else thinks, to me you’re Gorgeous!”
Noel looks really upset almost like he might cry.
“Owhh!” I huff “I wish I hadn’t said anything now!!” I say almost telling myself off, with my head turned away from his, “I’m sorry I upset you Hunny!” I say softly, looking at him once more, but Noel shuts his eyes as he does so, a single tear rolls down his cheek. I felt so guilty for clearly raking up some terrible issues Noely had about the way he looked. “I am so sorry hun!” I say as if to try and retract what I’d said “Cummere, You look like you could do with a hug!” I say trying to resolve the awkward situation.
“It’s all right, yeah…. Just leave it now!” he snapped as he wiped away the tear.
I decide to give him a bit of space so I go and lie down in my bedroom and start to shed a few silent tears myself. I hated upsetting Noel. Sometimes I think I get even more upset than he was after I’ve upset him. I didn’t realise but Noel once again was stood in the doorway, not leaning this time so much as slumped, trying to work out if I was upset or cross. I lay on the bed facing the opposite direction, sobbing silently. Noel gently sits on the bed, he realises I’m crying. “Shhh!” He shushes soothingly,” Don’t cry Poppet!” He says, stroking my arm then kissing it, “We should both be really happy, we’re gonna spend Christmas in France together!”
“I know,” I sob, “But I keep upsetting you, I don’t mean to hunny! I’m really sorr…” He interrupts my silly whining with a big supportive kiss. I should have remembered when he told me he’d just had such a terrible time at school. It had marred his opinion of himself his whole life. He also had also mentioned his belief that other people just ‘tolerated’ his looks. I wish he’d realise just how his features are adored by so many ‘Fieldmice’ fans of his.
“Y’know, the way you get so upset when you upset me, is really cute hun!”
I turn and look at him a little puzzled.
“Well it proves you really love me, in a way!”
“I do really love you Noely!” I gaze at him expectantly.
“Y’know what, I think I love you too hun, properly I mean…”
I dive at him like Chi from Chobits, sending Noel flying backwards into the sheets and cover him in kisses! I couldn’t believe my luck! Noely had been avoiding using the ‘L word’ since we’d started dating. He was a good sort that didn’t like to get a girl’s hopes up too high before he really meant it. I was so relieved he wasn’t a bit like his part of “Rex” from the film “Come on Eileen” Where he basically has his way with Eileen then goes off with some groupie some time after. That he actually was a nice, highly sensitive and nice natured guy under all the bravado and ego.
To be Continued....