Fanfic: The First Noël with Noel. Part 3
Fanfic: The First Noël with Noel. (Part 3)
Rating: NC- 17
Pairing: Noel/Me
Warnings: None
Plot: Noel has something special planned for our first Christmas togehter! :3
Summary: We arrieve at the chateaux and get settled in! ^_~
Chapter 5
It wasn’t a long drive to Noely’s chateaux and we were soon lumping the cases, that were tightly packed into the boot of Leroy’s car, out. We said our goodbyes and I glanced at Noel, he looked tired still. But as he noticed my gaze he tried to pull himself out of it by smiling a smile that I could tell was just for appearances, as he still had tired eyes. We make our way through some impressive gates and past clipped, shaped foliage. As the chateaux came into view, I was amazed as I was expecting like a big chalet instead this was more like a miniature castle!!! It was still about the same as a fairly large chalet, only it had turrets and looked like something Disney had been influenced by!
“Bloody hell Noel! It’s a castle!!!” I say blown away by the idea of staying in a castle.
“Err, what were you expecting? And it’s not really a castle as such, just a pretty holiday home…”
“Yes it is and you’re my Prince!” I declare.
“Come on in, my Princess!” He says, having opened the door, gesturing me to go in, slightly bowing. I lean towards him, as I pass him, “Chu~!” I say cutely planting a kiss on his lips. I enter and someone has decorated it sumptuously ! The chairs have beautiful real feather angel wings on them, the chandeliers have drapey bits coming down from them and the table is all set for the Christmas season and there’s a giant real tree, oddly though, as the rest of the place is highly decorated the tree isn’t.
“Blimey!” said Noel as he stepped in. “Nanny must have gotten help to do all this!”
“Aww! She did all this?” I say impressed.
“Well actually, I’ve never seen it quiet this nice, she may have gotten peeps in to do it.” He said craning his head back as he looked around. I glance at him, just as he begins to faint, I zoom over to catch him as he falls. As I do he comes to,
“Fuck! Did I just pass out?...I was hoping this wouldn’t happen…” he tuts angrily.
“Shhh, You need to rest Noely hun! I know, you brought your kig, right?”
“yeah?….look no! I didn’t bring you ‘ere to go to bed in a bloody kig!” He says grouchily again reminding me of Vince.
“We don’t have to go to bed, we could watch TV or something?” I suggest.
“Yeah? Like what, the TVs shit over ‘ere!”
“Do you have any DVDs?” I cross my fingers
“We only have a crappy Video player, and tapes from years ago, mostly shitty French films, oh, or Asterix cartoons” He says heavily sarcastically. Then sits down in a huff, the way Vince does in Boosh when he’s just about had enough, flopping down, crossing his legs in a huff.
“oooh! Asterix cartoons sound lovely! I’ve been to Parc Asterix,”
“That’s electric! So have I, what’s your point? I didn’t bring you here for a bloody nostalgia fest…”
“Well do whatever Noel, or should that be Vince? That cap seems to fit at the moment! But listen up, you need to rest or you’re gonna end up in hospital Mr!” I snap, quite annoyed at his implication that he was only after one thing.
“Oh God,” he says slapping his forehead, obviously realising from my hurt face the way I took what he said. “Look! I’m sorry, look I didn’t mean it quite like that, I mean it’s not exactly much fun is it sat in a onesie watching cartoons in a language you hun, aren’t fluent in ?”
“I think watching old Asterix films would be fun especially all snuggled up in our kigs by the fire!”
“Oh, all right, you win!” and with that, he trundles his case into the first floor bedroom and changes into his ‘Drop Dead’ mouse kig. I trundle my case behind him and change into my Spyro the dragon kig.
“I’m the castles dragon!” I announce.
“Princess-Dragon! - I guard myself!” He says in the drawly Mouse-cat way! Instantly, completely ‘off the cuff’. I burst into fits of giggles, which in turn makes Noel laugh too.
“You’re laugh is Genius!” said Noel rubbing his eye, still smiling from all the laughter.
“You’re Genius hunny!” I say, kissing him on the nose. He beams a proud smile back at me.
“Now let’s go watch Asterix go do his stuff!”
“Cummon then! Let’s get it over with…” He says leading me by the hand into the main living room area , picking up an Asterix cartoon at random and puts it into the player and sits beside me.
“Which one did you choose?”
“Astérix Vs. Ceaser”
“Oooh I like this one! It was my favourite of all the films!” I say excitedly.
“Actually, it’s my favourite too…” He admitted awkwardly.
As we sit and watch he begins to relax, ‘finally!’ I think to myself. Noely shivers a little.
“You cold hunny?”
“yeah…I mean I’m ok…” he lied.
“If you’re cold, I’ll just light the fire…”
“You know how?” He says amazed.
“Of course! You silly city boy!” I tease, nudging him, to which he smirks, pouting a little.
I get up and look at the fireplace. “Good there’s the logs…” Noel nods “But I’ll need newspaper!”
“Ok…umm!” he dashes off and comes back with some old newspapers. “What do you need these for?”
“To light the fire at first, you need something easy to light to start off the logs” I say in a nice friendly teacher-ish way. I pick up the first sheet of paper and scrunch it up. Then chuck it on the fireplace. Noel watches intently until I’ve got enough paper.
“Cool…now what?”
“Have you honestly never lit a fire Noel?”
“Err… no.”
“Well now we put some small logs on and light the paper and, fingers crossed the logs will catch, then we just keep adding big logs until we want to turn in for the night, have you got a lighter Noel?”
“Ummm…” he says guiltily as he squirms, probably wondering if this is a way of catching him out for smoking.
“Look Noely, I know you smoke occasionally, I’m not stupid, and I don’t mind, just gimmie you lighter if you have one on you…”
“You know???... Err yeah, I have one, It’s in me jacket, hang on!” I does his little sneaking thing again. He returns with the lighter, and watches eagerly as I go to light the fire. I stop, turn to him and offer him the lighter.
“You light it!”
“Wha?”
“Just light the paper, then you’ll of lit a fire!” He takes the lighter from me and lights it then shaking ever so slightly he lights the fire. I clap, to congratulate him on his very first fire.
“Yaaaay!” I say with all the enthusiasm of a Japanese maid “You lit a fire Noely!”
Chapter 6
Noel had always fancied a fumble in front of an open fire, so he hatched a plan. As we sat there all snuggled up in front of the now lit fire, he yawns, then flaps his kig a few times and says in Fantasy Man’s overly clipped kinda silly accent. “It’s getting hot in here!” I twig where he’s going with this and humour him with,
“So what?”
“So take off all your clothes…!” again in Fantasy Man’s voice.
“I am getting so hot - I wanna take my kig off!”
“That can be arranged!” said Noely, eagerly, snapping back into himself again. I bite my lip giving him a sexy stare again. He begins to unbutton my kig slowly. I start to undo his and peel him out of his more fitted onesie.
Now both naked we begin to kiss uncontrollably, I wrap my legs around him and we begin to roll around, kissing like crazy. In-between kissing, I giggle guiltily.
“This is a little out of your comfort-zone isn’t it, Princess?” Noel teases slightly,
“Uh huh!” I say innocently. “But don’t let it worry you, my darling Prince Noely!” I say softly.
“In any case, this is my castle with my rules!” and with that he thrusts himself inside me, forcefully. I let out a massive excited and slightly shocked squeak and blush deeply!
“You’re so sweet hun!” He coos, charmed by my cute and demure behaviour. We both begin to grunt loudly. I decide to kiss Noel’s neck, which makes his eyes roll, then he kisses mine which sends me into a frenzy, until he decides to turn it into a love-bite!
“Ok, Noely…” I say, as if to say that’s enough, “Noely….” I say impatiently.
“Sorry hun, I got a bit carried away,” He chuckles and gazes down at me, in a loved-up kinda way and says “Could you do me one?”
“Sure! Cummere you!” I kiss his neck briefly then begin sucking probably three times harder than Noel had, “Jeez Liz!” He says out of shock, but then really enjoys it, letting out satisfied sounding moans. So I suck even harder “Ah! Hun! Enough now!” I stop and giggle in an adorable, impish way. “You…” He says playfully stroking my nose.
“It’s a good’un” I say reverting to my Dorset dialect as I marvel my handywork.
“A what?” says Noel completely confused
“Oh sorry, a ‘good one’!” I say as eloquently as I could.
“Ah right…” He says getting distracted by my boobs. Before I can comment, I find he’s attached his mouth to my left boob, which amuses me somewhat. Once again Noel came across like a child in sweet shop, all ‘Oooh! I can have this sweetie and that sweetie etc…’ which endeared him to me. I was starting to think the person that came up with the quote “All men are just little boys, just bigger” was onto something… Just then to distract me from my theories on men, Noel begins thrusting really hard and fast, normally this would make me wonder why but just at this moment I didn’t care! My legs, still tightly wrapped round Noel, begin to quiver and my breathing quickens even more. Noel knows what’s happening, so he gets even faster, which causes me to cry out ever so loudly, My quivering becomes more like shaking, whilst I coat the rug beneath us, with a ‘love fountain’ as Noely puts it. This in turn excites Noel, as his face starts to do strange faces again, I hold in my giggles until he’s finished, but the second he has I can’t help but belly laugh!
“What?” He asks, panting and out of breath.
“Don’t take this the wrong way Noely, but your cumface is hilarious!”
To which he chuckles slightly “Yeah it has been said, but can I ask that, like just now you wait till after I’m done to giggle? Or it’ll just put me off hun.”
“That’s ok hun, I kinda thought it might…”
“Now, I’m really fucking tired!” He says slowly getting up “See that’s the only trouble with sex out of a bed is… you then have wander about after to find a bed, well if you’re the chap anyways…”
“I was gonna say, I’m fine!” Noel almost staggers across the living room. He gets to the bedroom.
“ Is there Wi-Fi here Noely if I get the iPad out?” I call out to him.
“Honest answer is, I don’t know, there should be but it might be off or something, just try it!” He says as he flops into the King size bed, exhausted. “Just don’t brag too much hun…” This is followed by a almost cartoon-like snore.
To be continued....
Rating: NC- 17
Pairing: Noel/Me
Warnings: None
Plot: Noel has something special planned for our first Christmas togehter! :3
Summary: We arrieve at the chateaux and get settled in! ^_~
Chapter 5
It wasn’t a long drive to Noely’s chateaux and we were soon lumping the cases, that were tightly packed into the boot of Leroy’s car, out. We said our goodbyes and I glanced at Noel, he looked tired still. But as he noticed my gaze he tried to pull himself out of it by smiling a smile that I could tell was just for appearances, as he still had tired eyes. We make our way through some impressive gates and past clipped, shaped foliage. As the chateaux came into view, I was amazed as I was expecting like a big chalet instead this was more like a miniature castle!!! It was still about the same as a fairly large chalet, only it had turrets and looked like something Disney had been influenced by!
“Bloody hell Noel! It’s a castle!!!” I say blown away by the idea of staying in a castle.
“Err, what were you expecting? And it’s not really a castle as such, just a pretty holiday home…”
“Yes it is and you’re my Prince!” I declare.
“Come on in, my Princess!” He says, having opened the door, gesturing me to go in, slightly bowing. I lean towards him, as I pass him, “Chu~!” I say cutely planting a kiss on his lips. I enter and someone has decorated it sumptuously ! The chairs have beautiful real feather angel wings on them, the chandeliers have drapey bits coming down from them and the table is all set for the Christmas season and there’s a giant real tree, oddly though, as the rest of the place is highly decorated the tree isn’t.
“Blimey!” said Noel as he stepped in. “Nanny must have gotten help to do all this!”
“Aww! She did all this?” I say impressed.
“Well actually, I’ve never seen it quiet this nice, she may have gotten peeps in to do it.” He said craning his head back as he looked around. I glance at him, just as he begins to faint, I zoom over to catch him as he falls. As I do he comes to,
“Fuck! Did I just pass out?...I was hoping this wouldn’t happen…” he tuts angrily.
“Shhh, You need to rest Noely hun! I know, you brought your kig, right?”
“yeah?….look no! I didn’t bring you ‘ere to go to bed in a bloody kig!” He says grouchily again reminding me of Vince.
“We don’t have to go to bed, we could watch TV or something?” I suggest.
“Yeah? Like what, the TVs shit over ‘ere!”
“Do you have any DVDs?” I cross my fingers
“We only have a crappy Video player, and tapes from years ago, mostly shitty French films, oh, or Asterix cartoons” He says heavily sarcastically. Then sits down in a huff, the way Vince does in Boosh when he’s just about had enough, flopping down, crossing his legs in a huff.
“oooh! Asterix cartoons sound lovely! I’ve been to Parc Asterix,”
“That’s electric! So have I, what’s your point? I didn’t bring you here for a bloody nostalgia fest…”
“Well do whatever Noel, or should that be Vince? That cap seems to fit at the moment! But listen up, you need to rest or you’re gonna end up in hospital Mr!” I snap, quite annoyed at his implication that he was only after one thing.
“Oh God,” he says slapping his forehead, obviously realising from my hurt face the way I took what he said. “Look! I’m sorry, look I didn’t mean it quite like that, I mean it’s not exactly much fun is it sat in a onesie watching cartoons in a language you hun, aren’t fluent in ?”
“I think watching old Asterix films would be fun especially all snuggled up in our kigs by the fire!”
“Oh, all right, you win!” and with that, he trundles his case into the first floor bedroom and changes into his ‘Drop Dead’ mouse kig. I trundle my case behind him and change into my Spyro the dragon kig.
“I’m the castles dragon!” I announce.
“Princess-Dragon! - I guard myself!” He says in the drawly Mouse-cat way! Instantly, completely ‘off the cuff’. I burst into fits of giggles, which in turn makes Noel laugh too.
“You’re laugh is Genius!” said Noel rubbing his eye, still smiling from all the laughter.
“You’re Genius hunny!” I say, kissing him on the nose. He beams a proud smile back at me.
“Now let’s go watch Asterix go do his stuff!”
“Cummon then! Let’s get it over with…” He says leading me by the hand into the main living room area , picking up an Asterix cartoon at random and puts it into the player and sits beside me.
“Which one did you choose?”
“Astérix Vs. Ceaser”
“Oooh I like this one! It was my favourite of all the films!” I say excitedly.
“Actually, it’s my favourite too…” He admitted awkwardly.
As we sit and watch he begins to relax, ‘finally!’ I think to myself. Noely shivers a little.
“You cold hunny?”
“yeah…I mean I’m ok…” he lied.
“If you’re cold, I’ll just light the fire…”
“You know how?” He says amazed.
“Of course! You silly city boy!” I tease, nudging him, to which he smirks, pouting a little.
I get up and look at the fireplace. “Good there’s the logs…” Noel nods “But I’ll need newspaper!”
“Ok…umm!” he dashes off and comes back with some old newspapers. “What do you need these for?”
“To light the fire at first, you need something easy to light to start off the logs” I say in a nice friendly teacher-ish way. I pick up the first sheet of paper and scrunch it up. Then chuck it on the fireplace. Noel watches intently until I’ve got enough paper.
“Cool…now what?”
“Have you honestly never lit a fire Noel?”
“Err… no.”
“Well now we put some small logs on and light the paper and, fingers crossed the logs will catch, then we just keep adding big logs until we want to turn in for the night, have you got a lighter Noel?”
“Ummm…” he says guiltily as he squirms, probably wondering if this is a way of catching him out for smoking.
“Look Noely, I know you smoke occasionally, I’m not stupid, and I don’t mind, just gimmie you lighter if you have one on you…”
“You know???... Err yeah, I have one, It’s in me jacket, hang on!” I does his little sneaking thing again. He returns with the lighter, and watches eagerly as I go to light the fire. I stop, turn to him and offer him the lighter.
“You light it!”
“Wha?”
“Just light the paper, then you’ll of lit a fire!” He takes the lighter from me and lights it then shaking ever so slightly he lights the fire. I clap, to congratulate him on his very first fire.
“Yaaaay!” I say with all the enthusiasm of a Japanese maid “You lit a fire Noely!”
Chapter 6
Noel had always fancied a fumble in front of an open fire, so he hatched a plan. As we sat there all snuggled up in front of the now lit fire, he yawns, then flaps his kig a few times and says in Fantasy Man’s overly clipped kinda silly accent. “It’s getting hot in here!” I twig where he’s going with this and humour him with,
“So what?”
“So take off all your clothes…!” again in Fantasy Man’s voice.
“I am getting so hot - I wanna take my kig off!”
“That can be arranged!” said Noely, eagerly, snapping back into himself again. I bite my lip giving him a sexy stare again. He begins to unbutton my kig slowly. I start to undo his and peel him out of his more fitted onesie.
Now both naked we begin to kiss uncontrollably, I wrap my legs around him and we begin to roll around, kissing like crazy. In-between kissing, I giggle guiltily.
“This is a little out of your comfort-zone isn’t it, Princess?” Noel teases slightly,
“Uh huh!” I say innocently. “But don’t let it worry you, my darling Prince Noely!” I say softly.
“In any case, this is my castle with my rules!” and with that he thrusts himself inside me, forcefully. I let out a massive excited and slightly shocked squeak and blush deeply!
“You’re so sweet hun!” He coos, charmed by my cute and demure behaviour. We both begin to grunt loudly. I decide to kiss Noel’s neck, which makes his eyes roll, then he kisses mine which sends me into a frenzy, until he decides to turn it into a love-bite!
“Ok, Noely…” I say, as if to say that’s enough, “Noely….” I say impatiently.
“Sorry hun, I got a bit carried away,” He chuckles and gazes down at me, in a loved-up kinda way and says “Could you do me one?”
“Sure! Cummere you!” I kiss his neck briefly then begin sucking probably three times harder than Noel had, “Jeez Liz!” He says out of shock, but then really enjoys it, letting out satisfied sounding moans. So I suck even harder “Ah! Hun! Enough now!” I stop and giggle in an adorable, impish way. “You…” He says playfully stroking my nose.
“It’s a good’un” I say reverting to my Dorset dialect as I marvel my handywork.
“A what?” says Noel completely confused
“Oh sorry, a ‘good one’!” I say as eloquently as I could.
“Ah right…” He says getting distracted by my boobs. Before I can comment, I find he’s attached his mouth to my left boob, which amuses me somewhat. Once again Noel came across like a child in sweet shop, all ‘Oooh! I can have this sweetie and that sweetie etc…’ which endeared him to me. I was starting to think the person that came up with the quote “All men are just little boys, just bigger” was onto something… Just then to distract me from my theories on men, Noel begins thrusting really hard and fast, normally this would make me wonder why but just at this moment I didn’t care! My legs, still tightly wrapped round Noel, begin to quiver and my breathing quickens even more. Noel knows what’s happening, so he gets even faster, which causes me to cry out ever so loudly, My quivering becomes more like shaking, whilst I coat the rug beneath us, with a ‘love fountain’ as Noely puts it. This in turn excites Noel, as his face starts to do strange faces again, I hold in my giggles until he’s finished, but the second he has I can’t help but belly laugh!
“What?” He asks, panting and out of breath.
“Don’t take this the wrong way Noely, but your cumface is hilarious!”
To which he chuckles slightly “Yeah it has been said, but can I ask that, like just now you wait till after I’m done to giggle? Or it’ll just put me off hun.”
“That’s ok hun, I kinda thought it might…”
“Now, I’m really fucking tired!” He says slowly getting up “See that’s the only trouble with sex out of a bed is… you then have wander about after to find a bed, well if you’re the chap anyways…”
“I was gonna say, I’m fine!” Noel almost staggers across the living room. He gets to the bedroom.
“ Is there Wi-Fi here Noely if I get the iPad out?” I call out to him.
“Honest answer is, I don’t know, there should be but it might be off or something, just try it!” He says as he flops into the King size bed, exhausted. “Just don’t brag too much hun…” This is followed by a almost cartoon-like snore.
To be continued....