climate-wide conspiracy

Apr 06, 2009 11:35

I'm making a conscious decision to not attend classes today. There are reasons for this that vary in logic and justification. Let us procede to the bullet points.

WHY I AM NOT GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY.
• It is review day in Biology.
• I never pay attention during reviews, thus it is pointless to go.
• No new content will be discussed in Motion Graphics. No need to be there.
• It is snowing. Because clearly being early April isn't enough for the fair state of Michigan to let the fuck up on the snow thing. I refuse to even attempt drudging through it.
• It is snowing and HAS BEEN SNOWING SINCE ONE IN THE MORNING AND IT IS NOT STOPPING IT IS APRIL, PEOPLE, WHY CAN'T IT JUST BE RAIN.

God just.
Lmao.
I hate snow.

*sits in Superman lounge pants all damn day.*

adventures in michgan weather, life in bullet points

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