Get down girl go ahead get down{she take my money when im in need}
So today i saved another person. Not really i just dragged him to the shore and whatever its not cool. Its the stuff my nightmares consist of and the funny thing is tonite ill sleep well cuz its the worst that can happen the nights i do nothing i sleep fitfully this one was actually an easy one no cpr etc...anyways lemme say my job can be pretty sweet..first off we have like no hot guys but there is one cute "r.a." and two male lifeguards treat me like their little sister no complaints so today sophia and i volunteered to watch east beach and so this emergency happens and i had to throw my sunglasses off cuz duh u cant swim with glasses so after everything the cute r.a., #5, is there and im like o boy score. so i start talking to him cuz he was there last time i had to do this shizz and hes like hey wats up and starts cracking jokes to make me calm and then this sketchy guy whos a boss of mine was like go deal with first aid im like screwww you i had to go save someone so i go and give this kid alcohol gauze for a jellyfish sting and it was okay cuz his friend cuz they were like four and shes like HEY and im like hi there and shes like BEING A LIFEGUARD IS COOL im like lol yea its pretty cool and then as i was walking back some woman was like HEY LIFEGUARD and im like great wat now and shes like hey that was a great job and im like thanks its always nice to be appreciated cuz usually we all get bad looks and under-the-breath "Bitch" so be nice to the lifeguard its a sucky job/cool job so then i get back and the sketchy guy is like are you okay and im like well i have a heel cut and i cant find my sunglasses can u ask ra 5 to find them and hes like yea sure and hes like lemme see the cut and like r.a. 2,3,7 were there and im dealing with a cut through my callous in the heel and sketchy guy is like ouch thats a lot of cuts and i laugh and im like yea that one was the first emergency that one was walking and that one was on a rock and then this one is well this one and r.a. 3 whos a really funny guy is like damn i have one scar on my knuckles from a bush!! so then r.a. 5 comes back and is like i cant find them!! and im like its alrite and theyre like wat style are they and im like aviators and ra 5 is like ROB give her urs!! {rob-3} and then they're like you know wat screw this we're not busy so all four of them start walking around going excuse me did u find a pair of sunglasses? and im laughing cuz east beach is HUGE and then this guy comes running up and hes like ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SUNGLASSES?! and im like yes?! and he goes yea i saw two kids run away with a pair and then r.a. 2 who is a really nice girl was like alrite, wat color shorts? and he's like no clue. and shes like alrite guys we're going to have to do this one the old fashioned way SOPHIA HAND ME THE MEGAPHONE but this man comes running up and hes like EXCUSE ME MISS to me and i recognize him cuz i had given his daughter first aid on the finger {aka cut with bandaid and pressure} and im like hey sir and hes like my kids picked these up are they the ones ur looking for? and im like MY AVIATORS so i put them on and the r.a. units are like hott and i laugh so then they leave and a little while later im up in the chair and i smell fish and im like EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW cuz i hate fish and its gross and then i have figured out when u smell fish it means they're near by and all of a sudden this flock of sea gulls start circling and im like joy. cuz if they fish start jumping i have to clear the water so then this guys like WHY ARE THE GULLS CIRCLING?! and im like fish?! and hes like oooo so wat does that mean and i said if they start jumping i have to clear the water and hes like WHY and im like CUZ I DONT THINK U WANT A FISH MISTAKING U FOR A LITTLE FISH AND MUNCHING ON YOU and he laughs so then this thing floats by in the water and im like great wats that and yea ill update later cuz im tired