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[nodoubleteam]

An idle mind is the devil's playground. Therefore, for all those with idle minds: let's begin a bit of an exercise, shall we?

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[dreamstrikers]

Not anymore~

[Don't ask how she drew that on the Gear.]

[nodoubleteam]

So you've rescued the stunt double.

Unfortunately, you've yet to release the real captive. Feel free to try again, of course.

[dreamstrikers]

Hmmmm.

Unless he's a midget, he's already safe!

[nodoubleteam]

Ah, a lucky guess.

He's prone to sitting down, so I'm afraid his growth has... stunted, somewhat.

[dreamstrikers]

Then, he should get a taller chair whenever he feels like growing up. Right?

[nodoubleteam]

The probability of that happening is quite low.

Abysmally low. Why, less than a speck of dust on the windshield of life.

[dreamstrikers]

But there is a possibility.

Say, do you care so much about him that you even measured the probability of that?

1/??

[nodoubleteam]

Care?

[a glint of light hits jade's glasses.]

[nodoubleteam]

[caring for dist.

ah, what kind of emotion would that be, jade wonders.]

[nodoubleteam]

[perhaps it would be the equivalent to caring for a pet cockroach.

little bows on the antennas. as it squeals "jade, jade, jade".]

[nodoubleteam]

[and then jade would tell him "dist, please stop speaking." and dist would go "yes!" and he would be the most charming little pet.]

[nodoubleteam]

[except for the fact that he's dist.

jade shakes his head.]

[nodoubleteam]

[he adjusts his glasses.

that suggestion...]

DONE!

[nodoubleteam]

[... is absolutely preposterous.]

You were saying?

BEAUTIFUL.

[dreamstrikers]

Wow, not only is he a midget, he's pretty anorexic!

TSUN TSUN

[nodoubleteam]

It's past-tense now. He's kicked the bucket, you see.