I got Jokes
Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the children what their fathers
did for a living.
All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
The teacher noticed that little Steve was being uncharacteristically
quiet and so she asked him about his father.
'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took little Steve aside to ask
him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No,' said Steve, 'He plays for the Detroit Lions, but I was too embarrassed
to say that in front of the other kids.
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So one day Little Johnny decides that he wants to go to the local Whorehouse. When he arrives the Madam ask him "What can I do for you little boy?, Johnny replies "I wanna catch Herpes..."
The Madam Pause and says, Very well go see Maybelle in room 10
So Johnny goes to Maybelle's room and hands her the money and says, If i have sex with you, will you give me Herpes? Maybelle replies yes indeed I will, but why would you want that? he says never you mind and commences the deed he paid her for.
When they were done She says, "Little Johnny, why did you want me to give you Herpes?" Johnny replies, " Cuz ya see, I'm gonna go home and have sex with my babysitter and give her Herpes, then later tonight when dad takes her home he is gonna have sex with her and he will get Herpes and then he will go home and have sex with mommy and give her Herpes, then tomorrow, mommy will have sex with the mail man and give him Herpes...and he's the Mother Fucker who ran over my bike!!!"
did for a living.
All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
The teacher noticed that little Steve was being uncharacteristically
quiet and so she asked him about his father.
'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took little Steve aside to ask
him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No,' said Steve, 'He plays for the Detroit Lions, but I was too embarrassed
to say that in front of the other kids.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So one day Little Johnny decides that he wants to go to the local Whorehouse. When he arrives the Madam ask him "What can I do for you little boy?, Johnny replies "I wanna catch Herpes..."
The Madam Pause and says, Very well go see Maybelle in room 10
So Johnny goes to Maybelle's room and hands her the money and says, If i have sex with you, will you give me Herpes? Maybelle replies yes indeed I will, but why would you want that? he says never you mind and commences the deed he paid her for.
When they were done She says, "Little Johnny, why did you want me to give you Herpes?" Johnny replies, " Cuz ya see, I'm gonna go home and have sex with my babysitter and give her Herpes, then later tonight when dad takes her home he is gonna have sex with her and he will get Herpes and then he will go home and have sex with mommy and give her Herpes, then tomorrow, mommy will have sex with the mail man and give him Herpes...and he's the Mother Fucker who ran over my bike!!!"