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so i was at giselle's house and lauren the jew was the there. i went with my sis and somehow the sunject of "scene" came out.... now who truely knows what a scene kid is? well i looked it up. so here's the definition. its interesting shit.
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The Typical Scene Boy:
Hi my name is Stupid Fucking Poser. I'm really insecure so I'm gonna dye my hair black and grow it long so it covers my face because I'm so fucking ugly that no one would like me if it wasn't hidden. And I love following the crowd so I buy girl jeans that don't fit my disgusting body and my small dick is pressed tight against the zipper for all the 14 year old girls to see. God I’m SO SPECIAL AND UNIQUE.
My best friend is my flat iron and pomade.
I don’t eat carbs but I like The Faint and underage drinking.
My favorite activity is shopping for Converse and trying not to let my pretend girlfriend know that I’m a fucking faggot.
And every time I go to clubs I have to be REALLY wasted and completely drunk because I secretly have NO personality and all my friends really HATE ME because all I ever do it make out with random ugly kids who are really 15 but somehow got into the club.. and of course I make out with boys that look EXACTLY like me because its cool to pretend I’m something I’m not. When I go to Club 82, I pay $8 to sit outside of a patio and smoke other people’s cigarettes and talk shit about everyone that has their back turned to me.
When I finally decide to dance to all those lame 80’s songs, I try to dance but really I'm just having a fucking seizure to look cool, even though it never works. I swing my arms in the air and shuffle my feet like I have fucking Parkinson’s.. and I always pick the dumbest sluttiest girl to grind my crotch against. HEHE.
Sound familiar?
Yeah kill yourself before someone else does.
The Typical Scene Girl:
Hey everyone, is my hair dyed 5 different colors and cut at different angles? Are you sure my neon plastic earrings match my high heels and bra straps because I would CRY if I didn’t fit in with every other whore I know. Should we only talk about boys and clothes and stuff? LIKE OMG ok.
I like vertical stripes and pony tails. I love leg warmers and anything asymmetrical. I wear shirts with only one sleeve and poke-dot mini skirts so you can see my vagina when I try and dance to the Cure.
Sometimes I’ll dye my hair one bright color in front or in the back so you notice me more but really I’m just trying to look cool so everyone stares and points. Oh wait it doesn't work because I’m just a stupid cunt with no style. *twirls hair*
And when I date guys or make out with them: they HAVE to wear eyeliner and tight t-shirts. They HAVE to have more then 1000 friends on My Space and drive a car past the year 2000 because that’s all that matters. No one cares about feelings, just fuck me in my plastic asshole and tell me how cute I am when my lipstick rubs off on your penis. *pops gum*
I live in Orange County and I’m still in high school but somehow I got a fake ID so I’m SO awesome!! My favorite hang out is Club Bang where I can dance in front of all my internet friends and show how dumb I am. I’m better then everyone else because I know the lyrics to EVERY retarded song played and I can even shake it like one of those trolls in a Lil’ Jon music video.
But whatever, I’ll just show my tits and everyone will be ok.
Sound familiar?
Yeah I should piss on your face next time any of you get near me.
Look around..Thy're fucking EVERYWHERE.
Source: _FAG[bot.], Islington, Aug 1, 2005
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These are the fucking stupid kids that ruined the music scene. They go to all the shows, make fun of anyone who isnt scene, and stand there acting like they're at a funeral instead of a show. They all look alike. They all dress alike. They are clones. And they make me sick. It's about the music....not about the fashion...not about "scene" points.
Random Scene Boy "My pants are tighter than yours, my hair is cooler than yours, i know more obscure bands than you, i've been to 8 shows in the last week."
Me "Shut the fuck up before I deck you. You pussy! I hate scene kids. Why don't you all just die?"
Source: iAmAtrainWreck, Mar 19, 2005
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People that go see all the local bands play. Many of them are elitist fucks who need a swift kick in the ass.
Scene kids can polish my knob.
Source: Chipface, Apr 9, 2005
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Kids that go all the shows of the same band and think that they are best friends
scene kids should take a break from shows..
Source: Ball Savior, Jan 7, 2005
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A bunch of elitist fucks that all dress like girls and wish they were in college. So they can be ARTxCORE.
They also enjoy telling anyone who will listen which bands have 'sold out' (changed from some 'indie' lable to one that's less 'indie' so they can attract a larger audience) and why that's disappointing and/or expected.
They hang out at shows and act completely disinterested in the band and tell you off if you make any attemp at all to enjoy yourself. If you're not one of them, they'll gaggle up in little groups and mock how 'unscene' you are (thus the elitist title).
Scene kids cannot bear to be 'out-banded,' that is to say, if you happen to drop the name of a band they've never heard of before, they'll immediately start bragging about how many times they've seen that band, and then drop a band name (that's probably made up) you've hopefully never heard before just to nurse their wounded ego.
And, believe you me, the ego of a scenester is a force to be reckoned with.
I wanted to go to the show, but all those damn scene kids were there and it was sold out.
Source: whitniist, Australia, Jul 26, 2005
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a bunch of kids that only go to shows for big time bands. they usually copy the outfits of kids from their school and have moved from their own turf at american eagle and A&F and took over hot topic. they DONT support the local scene, but claim they do becuz they saw their friends band play with emery once.
a boy that wears girl pants, eyeliner, a karabeaner, a bandana out of his pocket, cut gloves (usually one), and thinks that he matters for dressin that way.
a girl who is really a prep, but thinks she is cool cuz her boyfriend is in a band that usually sucks. she thinks that bands like emery and underoath are hardcore and gets scared when kids dance around her.
ALSO KNOWN AS FAKIES.
Source: xtaycorexrcsex, x562x, May 31, 2005
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many of these deffinitions of "scene" kid are pretty dead on, but i beg to differ like any "sub culture" not all "scene" kids are jerks, etc
i think the backlash against these "jerk scene kids" has just resulted in the mainstream infiltrating the underground culture of what has become "scene" and so lots of "jocky boys" who just want sex and "holla back girls" who just want sex have latched on to it...
there are quite a few nice perfectly respectable people that are "scene"
people who are scene looking and follow the ideals without all the negativity...duh
Source: guerrillaRock, Rhode Island, Jun 27, 2005
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A sub-culture revolution against the hackneyed, slutty pop-rap macroculture and the mundane culture and fashion of the banal. The imagined "scene" receives a lot of hatred from both of these young-adult to early-adult audiences because they have developed a paranoid belief that everyone who dresses to fit a particular style (of black-dyed hair and tight pants) must be contriving against them and making fun of the aesthetic unappealing nature of their looks (of which they are almost definitely self-aware). But the "scene" is imagined; and that is the greatest victory and the tragedy of the scene kids... every idiot hates them because they are too obtuse to understand that they're just like every other confused adolescent attempting to gain some sense of identity.
there is no need for an example, scene kids
scenester, hipster, scene, hip, scenexcore
Source: suha-ha, bay area, CA, Oct 17, 2005
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Scene Kids are very easy to spot in that they dress the same and usually travel in herds. They can be easily identified by their tight girl jeans from the GAP (this goes for girls and boys) and black hair. A common misonception for heterosexual males is seeing a Male scene kid from behind, they may deem the person female when it is actually a guy.
They are very arrogant, and egotistical. Many of the females may looks innocent and easy, but that is infact a shield that covers their true arrogant and narcissistic nature. They are arrogant in that they think their genre of music is the BEST DAMN THING TO HIT DA' STREETS (quote from scene chick).
Many people have "scene-sickness," a condition where the sight of a scene kid can cause dizziness and even vomiting.
Seeing a Male from behind
Chris: Holy Shit! That white chick has a nice tight ass. I'm gonna go squeeze what god gave her.
Mark: FUCK YEAH! Slap some skin on me before you do!
Chris: Hey there pretty lady, I like what you're shaking
---Person turns around, to only horrify both males to see that it is in fact a MAN!!!---
Scene Kid: Dude...I'm only Gay on weekdays sorry.
Chris & MarK: WHAT DA' FUCK, it's one of them SCENE KIDS
Mark: Yeah.. I heard they got diseases man! Let's get the fuck out of here and get to the hospital
emo, emoxcore, xtoucheredxsoulx, your quiet disaster, wht'd up niga
Source: Christopher Ess, www.myspace.com/subtlesanders, Oct 1, 2005
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Boys in too-tight girls pants and girls in ridiculously large shades who think they're awesome because they go to shows like most people go through water.
on many occasions, scene kids will go to shows of bands they've never even heard of before, just to get scene points. extra scene points for kids who wear bandannas for no reason or are in a shitty ass band.
At any local venue, the kid who's casually bobbing his or her head along to the music, but is entirely too cool to actually sing along.
Source: The anti scene, Florida, Jun 9, 2005
1. Scene Kids link send redefine
The Typical Scene Boy:
Hi my name is Stupid Fucking Poser. I'm really insecure so I'm gonna dye my hair black and grow it long so it covers my face because I'm so fucking ugly that no one would like me if it wasn't hidden. And I love following the crowd so I buy girl jeans that don't fit my disgusting body and my small dick is pressed tight against the zipper for all the 14 year old girls to see. God I’m SO SPECIAL AND UNIQUE.
My best friend is my flat iron and pomade.
I don’t eat carbs but I like The Faint and underage drinking.
My favorite activity is shopping for Converse and trying not to let my pretend girlfriend know that I’m a fucking faggot.
And every time I go to clubs I have to be REALLY wasted and completely drunk because I secretly have NO personality and all my friends really HATE ME because all I ever do it make out with random ugly kids who are really 15 but somehow got into the club.. and of course I make out with boys that look EXACTLY like me because its cool to pretend I’m something I’m not. When I go to Club 82, I pay $8 to sit outside of a patio and smoke other people’s cigarettes and talk shit about everyone that has their back turned to me.
When I finally decide to dance to all those lame 80’s songs, I try to dance but really I'm just having a fucking seizure to look cool, even though it never works. I swing my arms in the air and shuffle my feet like I have fucking Parkinson’s.. and I always pick the dumbest sluttiest girl to grind my crotch against. HEHE.
Sound familiar?
Yeah kill yourself before someone else does.
The Typical Scene Girl:
Hey everyone, is my hair dyed 5 different colors and cut at different angles? Are you sure my neon plastic earrings match my high heels and bra straps because I would CRY if I didn’t fit in with every other whore I know. Should we only talk about boys and clothes and stuff? LIKE OMG ok.
I like vertical stripes and pony tails. I love leg warmers and anything asymmetrical. I wear shirts with only one sleeve and poke-dot mini skirts so you can see my vagina when I try and dance to the Cure.
Sometimes I’ll dye my hair one bright color in front or in the back so you notice me more but really I’m just trying to look cool so everyone stares and points. Oh wait it doesn't work because I’m just a stupid cunt with no style. *twirls hair*
And when I date guys or make out with them: they HAVE to wear eyeliner and tight t-shirts. They HAVE to have more then 1000 friends on My Space and drive a car past the year 2000 because that’s all that matters. No one cares about feelings, just fuck me in my plastic asshole and tell me how cute I am when my lipstick rubs off on your penis. *pops gum*
I live in Orange County and I’m still in high school but somehow I got a fake ID so I’m SO awesome!! My favorite hang out is Club Bang where I can dance in front of all my internet friends and show how dumb I am. I’m better then everyone else because I know the lyrics to EVERY retarded song played and I can even shake it like one of those trolls in a Lil’ Jon music video.
But whatever, I’ll just show my tits and everyone will be ok.
Sound familiar?
Yeah I should piss on your face next time any of you get near me.
Look around..Thy're fucking EVERYWHERE.
Source: _FAG[bot.], Islington, Aug 1, 2005
2. scene kids link send redefine
These are the fucking stupid kids that ruined the music scene. They go to all the shows, make fun of anyone who isnt scene, and stand there acting like they're at a funeral instead of a show. They all look alike. They all dress alike. They are clones. And they make me sick. It's about the music....not about the fashion...not about "scene" points.
Random Scene Boy "My pants are tighter than yours, my hair is cooler than yours, i know more obscure bands than you, i've been to 8 shows in the last week."
Me "Shut the fuck up before I deck you. You pussy! I hate scene kids. Why don't you all just die?"
Source: iAmAtrainWreck, Mar 19, 2005
3. scene kids link send redefine
People that go see all the local bands play. Many of them are elitist fucks who need a swift kick in the ass.
Scene kids can polish my knob.
Source: Chipface, Apr 9, 2005
4. scene kids link send redefine
Kids that go all the shows of the same band and think that they are best friends
scene kids should take a break from shows..
Source: Ball Savior, Jan 7, 2005
5. scene kids link send redefine
A bunch of elitist fucks that all dress like girls and wish they were in college. So they can be ARTxCORE.
They also enjoy telling anyone who will listen which bands have 'sold out' (changed from some 'indie' lable to one that's less 'indie' so they can attract a larger audience) and why that's disappointing and/or expected.
They hang out at shows and act completely disinterested in the band and tell you off if you make any attemp at all to enjoy yourself. If you're not one of them, they'll gaggle up in little groups and mock how 'unscene' you are (thus the elitist title).
Scene kids cannot bear to be 'out-banded,' that is to say, if you happen to drop the name of a band they've never heard of before, they'll immediately start bragging about how many times they've seen that band, and then drop a band name (that's probably made up) you've hopefully never heard before just to nurse their wounded ego.
And, believe you me, the ego of a scenester is a force to be reckoned with.
I wanted to go to the show, but all those damn scene kids were there and it was sold out.
Source: whitniist, Australia, Jul 26, 2005
6. scene kids link send redefine
a bunch of kids that only go to shows for big time bands. they usually copy the outfits of kids from their school and have moved from their own turf at american eagle and A&F and took over hot topic. they DONT support the local scene, but claim they do becuz they saw their friends band play with emery once.
a boy that wears girl pants, eyeliner, a karabeaner, a bandana out of his pocket, cut gloves (usually one), and thinks that he matters for dressin that way.
a girl who is really a prep, but thinks she is cool cuz her boyfriend is in a band that usually sucks. she thinks that bands like emery and underoath are hardcore and gets scared when kids dance around her.
ALSO KNOWN AS FAKIES.
Source: xtaycorexrcsex, x562x, May 31, 2005
7. scene kids link send redefine
many of these deffinitions of "scene" kid are pretty dead on, but i beg to differ like any "sub culture" not all "scene" kids are jerks, etc
i think the backlash against these "jerk scene kids" has just resulted in the mainstream infiltrating the underground culture of what has become "scene" and so lots of "jocky boys" who just want sex and "holla back girls" who just want sex have latched on to it...
there are quite a few nice perfectly respectable people that are "scene"
people who are scene looking and follow the ideals without all the negativity...duh
Source: guerrillaRock, Rhode Island, Jun 27, 2005
8. scene kids link send redefine
A sub-culture revolution against the hackneyed, slutty pop-rap macroculture and the mundane culture and fashion of the banal. The imagined "scene" receives a lot of hatred from both of these young-adult to early-adult audiences because they have developed a paranoid belief that everyone who dresses to fit a particular style (of black-dyed hair and tight pants) must be contriving against them and making fun of the aesthetic unappealing nature of their looks (of which they are almost definitely self-aware). But the "scene" is imagined; and that is the greatest victory and the tragedy of the scene kids... every idiot hates them because they are too obtuse to understand that they're just like every other confused adolescent attempting to gain some sense of identity.
there is no need for an example, scene kids
scenester, hipster, scene, hip, scenexcore
Source: suha-ha, bay area, CA, Oct 17, 2005
9. scene kids link send redefine
Scene Kids are very easy to spot in that they dress the same and usually travel in herds. They can be easily identified by their tight girl jeans from the GAP (this goes for girls and boys) and black hair. A common misonception for heterosexual males is seeing a Male scene kid from behind, they may deem the person female when it is actually a guy.
They are very arrogant, and egotistical. Many of the females may looks innocent and easy, but that is infact a shield that covers their true arrogant and narcissistic nature. They are arrogant in that they think their genre of music is the BEST DAMN THING TO HIT DA' STREETS (quote from scene chick).
Many people have "scene-sickness," a condition where the sight of a scene kid can cause dizziness and even vomiting.
Seeing a Male from behind
Chris: Holy Shit! That white chick has a nice tight ass. I'm gonna go squeeze what god gave her.
Mark: FUCK YEAH! Slap some skin on me before you do!
Chris: Hey there pretty lady, I like what you're shaking
---Person turns around, to only horrify both males to see that it is in fact a MAN!!!---
Scene Kid: Dude...I'm only Gay on weekdays sorry.
Chris & MarK: WHAT DA' FUCK, it's one of them SCENE KIDS
Mark: Yeah.. I heard they got diseases man! Let's get the fuck out of here and get to the hospital
emo, emoxcore, xtoucheredxsoulx, your quiet disaster, wht'd up niga
Source: Christopher Ess, www.myspace.com/subtlesanders, Oct 1, 2005
10. scene kids link send redefine
Boys in too-tight girls pants and girls in ridiculously large shades who think they're awesome because they go to shows like most people go through water.
on many occasions, scene kids will go to shows of bands they've never even heard of before, just to get scene points. extra scene points for kids who wear bandannas for no reason or are in a shitty ass band.
At any local venue, the kid who's casually bobbing his or her head along to the music, but is entirely too cool to actually sing along.
Source: The anti scene, Florida, Jun 9, 2005