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Who let him in here? Why does a poltergeist need a journal??
Then again, why am I surprised? We've already got werewolves and martyrs, so why not. This school is in a disgrace. In fourth year, when the transfer students were here, Fleur Delacour told me that Beauxbatons would never allow a poltergeist in. That just shows that we're at the bottom of the school chain. Of course, with a headmaster like ours, what can one expect?
Speaking of Fleur Delacour, the girl could hardly keep her hands off of me. As though I'd want to be seen with someone who let Davies paw her.
My petition is getting more signatures on it and I will be presenting it to Professor Snape soon. I'm rather surprised that he hasn't done anything about Brown already, but I imagine he's merely biding his time. He is such a brilliant man, isn't he?
A note to all of you Gryffindors: You know, I consider myself to be a rather rational person. You don't see me bringing up Weasley's slug vomiting incident every time he turns a corner. And why should I, when all I need to do is look at his face to find something to laugh about?
However, all of you seem rather unwilling to drop the BLOODY FERRET INCIDENT. Let it go, you infantile parasites. It happened once. I realise that it's the only bad thing to ever happen to me, but you're just making yourselves look more pathetic by clinging onto it. You clearly need to realise that I am otherwise flawless and it's getting rather old.
Also, I was in hospital in second year, and Granger had a tail. You don't see me harping on that. Why don't you tell us where that came from, Granger?
Then again, why am I surprised? We've already got werewolves and martyrs, so why not. This school is in a disgrace. In fourth year, when the transfer students were here, Fleur Delacour told me that Beauxbatons would never allow a poltergeist in. That just shows that we're at the bottom of the school chain. Of course, with a headmaster like ours, what can one expect?
Speaking of Fleur Delacour, the girl could hardly keep her hands off of me. As though I'd want to be seen with someone who let Davies paw her.
My petition is getting more signatures on it and I will be presenting it to Professor Snape soon. I'm rather surprised that he hasn't done anything about Brown already, but I imagine he's merely biding his time. He is such a brilliant man, isn't he?
A note to all of you Gryffindors: You know, I consider myself to be a rather rational person. You don't see me bringing up Weasley's slug vomiting incident every time he turns a corner. And why should I, when all I need to do is look at his face to find something to laugh about?
However, all of you seem rather unwilling to drop the BLOODY FERRET INCIDENT. Let it go, you infantile parasites. It happened once. I realise that it's the only bad thing to ever happen to me, but you're just making yourselves look more pathetic by clinging onto it. You clearly need to realise that I am otherwise flawless and it's getting rather old.
Also, I was in hospital in second year, and Granger had a tail. You don't see me harping on that. Why don't you tell us where that came from, Granger?