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[potterstinks]

First of all, I just wanted to point this out. Potter? Have anything to say for yourself? I'm sure the public wants to know just what old Myrtle is talking about.

Moving right along.

Since I--unlike some irresponsible members of this school--have already finished my Herbology essay, I think now is an appropriate time to make a post to this

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[moaningmyrtle]

i have seen you naked too. you need a suntan.

[potterstinks]

What would you know about suntans? Ghosts can't get tans, remember?

AND DON'T YOU DARE LOOK AT ME IN THE BATH! DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT THOSE SPELLS TO TRAP GHOSTS IN AMULETS! That's your final warning!

[moaningmyrtle]

oh boo hoo! myrtle doesn't know anything about being alive! she's dead, she never could have been alive!

i have more of a tan than you.

and don't worry, i never wish to look at you without clothes again. not when there's much nicer things to look at.

*sloshes*

[pe_eee_ee_eeves]

oi, MYRRRRRTLE! i hears mister Potter was sayings YOU were the finest lookin lady alive!!!!

*bounces*

Oi, wait a minute. methinks he was saying you were a better GHOST when you were alive. hehehehehahaha!

[moaningmyrtle]

I HATE YOU PEEVES!

*anguished sobs*

[potterstinks]

I'll have you know that alabaster skin is a sign of royalty.

And you WOULD think that was nicer to look at, wouldn't you? After all, he is the Boy Who Lived. You have to live vicariously, don't you?

[moaningmyrtle]

*sobs* he just has a much tighter bum. and that lovely dark hair. *splash*

i am going to go flood your toilet. *wail*