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01. I miss somebody right now No
02. I don't watch much TV these days Yes
03. I love olives No
04. I love sleeping Yes
05. I own lots of books No
06. I wear glasses No
07. I love to play video games Fuck yes
09. I've watched porn movies All the time
10. I have been in a threesome I Wish
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship Never
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy Indifferent
13. I have acne free skin HAHAHAHA NO.
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton WTF?
15. I curse frequently Read above
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year Yes
17. I have a hobby Sure
18. I've been told I: (women) have a nice butt, (men) am packing. YES (ie. for you ladies out there)
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me Yes
20. I'm really, really smart I'm just sharp and witty.
21. I've never broken someone's heart I'd like to think that
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal No, shameless now
23. I hate the rain No
24. I'm paranoid at times All the time
25. I would get plastic surgery Hell no
26. I need money right now! Who doesn't
27. I love sushi Yes
28. I talk really, really fast Whoever made this is thinking of me.
29. I have fresh breath in the morning If by fresh, you mean dumpster fresh
30. I have semi-long hair Yeah baby.
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas No
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister Yes
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S. Yes
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis If by regular, you mean whenever these 5 strands start bothering me
35. I have a twin NO
36. I have worn fake hair/nails/eyelashes in the past NO
37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. NO
38. I like the way that I look (at times) Let's just can I can do a lot worse.
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months All the time
40. I know how to do cornrows Is that a sexual position?
41. I am usually pessimistic Yes
42. I have mood swings No, normally I'm just apathetic
43. I think prostitution should be legalized Only if STD free.
44. I think Britney Spears is hot/cute and not as bad as everyone says. ........ die.
45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past She started it.
46. I have a hidden talent Not so hidden if I say yes eh?
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have Au contraire.
48. I think that I'm popular HAHAAHHA
49. I am always single If by single, you mean loner
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex Fortunately NO
51. I enjoy talking on the phone Sure
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants Nah
53. I love to shop NO
54. I would rather shop than eat Neither
55. I would classify myself as ghetto Fuck no (ie. dun make me bitch-slap you)
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders HUH?
57. I'm obsessed with my Livejournal hahh... I just remembered I had this
58. I don't hate anyone Try "I hate everyone"
59. I'm a pretty good dancer What type of dance? hehe.
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington Come again?
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother No longer, shameless now
62. I have a cell phone and now im getting addicted Since when did cell phones became substances?
63. I have one degree of separation from at least one celebrity What?
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis No
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. Close but no
66. I love drama FUCK FUCK FUCK NO
67. I have never been in a real relationship before No
68. I've rejected someone before Yes
69. I currently have a crush on someone Eh
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life Now I have no clue >< FUCK college
71. I want to have children in the future HELLLLLLLLLLL NO
72. I have changed a diaper before NO
73. I've called the cops on a friend before No
74. I bite my nails No
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club No
76. I'm not allergic to anything No
77. I have a lot to learn Yes, but I refuse to
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger No
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie Huh?
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes Sometimes sometimes
81. I'm online 24/7 Free message taker
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved Yea
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before Yup
84. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past I can't remember
85. I own the "South Park" movie Possibly
86. I have avoided assignments at school to be on Livejournal What am I doing now?
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" Eh?
88. I enjoy country music A pox on you
89. I would die for my best friends ... nah (at least I considered it for 5 seconds)
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza YES!
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can NO!
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist No longer. whew.
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career I really should start
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all Indifferent
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story" HUH?
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy Indifferent
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it THAT FUCKER MUST DIE
98. I have dated a close friend's ex Yea
99. I'm happy as of this moment If by happy, you mean murderous
A-If you could be any ANIMAL in the ocean, what would you be?
100 ton squid in the depths.
B-Other than food, what is the last thing you BOUGHT for yourself?
nothing.
C-What COUNTRIES have you been to?
Too many
D-What is your favorite ride at DISNEY world?
World? how about Land?
E-Do you believe in ESP?
Scientifically when two alpha waves reach an harmonic, then yes.
F-Have you ever FAKED an orgasm?
It's not faked if they don't find out.
G-Have you ever fired a real GUN?
Marksman, pre-approved and gained notice.
H-Regarding surfing, do you know what the term "HANG ten" means?
how about I just "hang loose" ?
I-Is Michael Jackson INNOCENT or guilty?
why is innocent capitalized?
J-Do you wear JEWELRY?
no.
K-Have you ever KILLED an animal?
'course
L-What was the LAST thing you mailed?
someone else's shit.
M-Who is your favorite MUPPET character?
DIE MUPPETS
N-Have you ever been to a NUDE bar?
no, nor do I want to
O-Regarding ORAL sex, would you rather give or receive?
Give, since I'm so fucking talented at it.
P-Did you attend PRESCHOOL?
No
Q-Do you know what a QUAHOG is?
no clue
R-Have you ever RIDDEN a horse?
yea. but whey is ridden capitalized? if there is a sexual innuendo involved then no.
S-Have you played any organized SPORTS in your life?
yup
T-Do you owe or are you getting money back from last year's TAXES?
under the table.
U-Do you own an UMBRELLA?
yea, $1 ones since I hate losing expensive ones.
V-Do you exercise your right to VOTE?
no, democracy = mob rule. and I'm smarter than the average mob.
W-What's your ideal WEATHER forecast?
think "The Day After Tomorrow"
X-What was your last X-RAY you had taken?
chest?
Y-Do you own a YELLOW shirt?
No (it was white when I got it?)
Z -How many ZIP codes have you lived in?
many, some didn't even have zip codes.
02. I don't watch much TV these days Yes
03. I love olives No
04. I love sleeping Yes
05. I own lots of books No
06. I wear glasses No
07. I love to play video games Fuck yes
09. I've watched porn movies All the time
10. I have been in a threesome I Wish
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship Never
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy Indifferent
13. I have acne free skin HAHAHAHA NO.
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton WTF?
15. I curse frequently Read above
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year Yes
17. I have a hobby Sure
18. I've been told I: (women) have a nice butt, (men) am packing. YES (ie. for you ladies out there)
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me Yes
20. I'm really, really smart I'm just sharp and witty.
21. I've never broken someone's heart I'd like to think that
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal No, shameless now
23. I hate the rain No
24. I'm paranoid at times All the time
25. I would get plastic surgery Hell no
26. I need money right now! Who doesn't
27. I love sushi Yes
28. I talk really, really fast Whoever made this is thinking of me.
29. I have fresh breath in the morning If by fresh, you mean dumpster fresh
30. I have semi-long hair Yeah baby.
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas No
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister Yes
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S. Yes
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis If by regular, you mean whenever these 5 strands start bothering me
35. I have a twin NO
36. I have worn fake hair/nails/eyelashes in the past NO
37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. NO
38. I like the way that I look (at times) Let's just can I can do a lot worse.
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months All the time
40. I know how to do cornrows Is that a sexual position?
41. I am usually pessimistic Yes
42. I have mood swings No, normally I'm just apathetic
43. I think prostitution should be legalized Only if STD free.
44. I think Britney Spears is hot/cute and not as bad as everyone says. ........ die.
45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past She started it.
46. I have a hidden talent Not so hidden if I say yes eh?
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have Au contraire.
48. I think that I'm popular HAHAAHHA
49. I am always single If by single, you mean loner
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex Fortunately NO
51. I enjoy talking on the phone Sure
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants Nah
53. I love to shop NO
54. I would rather shop than eat Neither
55. I would classify myself as ghetto Fuck no (ie. dun make me bitch-slap you)
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders HUH?
57. I'm obsessed with my Livejournal hahh... I just remembered I had this
58. I don't hate anyone Try "I hate everyone"
59. I'm a pretty good dancer What type of dance? hehe.
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington Come again?
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother No longer, shameless now
62. I have a cell phone and now im getting addicted Since when did cell phones became substances?
63. I have one degree of separation from at least one celebrity What?
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis No
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. Close but no
66. I love drama FUCK FUCK FUCK NO
67. I have never been in a real relationship before No
68. I've rejected someone before Yes
69. I currently have a crush on someone Eh
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life Now I have no clue >< FUCK college
71. I want to have children in the future HELLLLLLLLLLL NO
72. I have changed a diaper before NO
73. I've called the cops on a friend before No
74. I bite my nails No
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club No
76. I'm not allergic to anything No
77. I have a lot to learn Yes, but I refuse to
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger No
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie Huh?
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes Sometimes sometimes
81. I'm online 24/7 Free message taker
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved Yea
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before Yup
84. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past I can't remember
85. I own the "South Park" movie Possibly
86. I have avoided assignments at school to be on Livejournal What am I doing now?
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" Eh?
88. I enjoy country music A pox on you
89. I would die for my best friends ... nah (at least I considered it for 5 seconds)
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza YES!
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can NO!
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist No longer. whew.
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career I really should start
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all Indifferent
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story" HUH?
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy Indifferent
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it THAT FUCKER MUST DIE
98. I have dated a close friend's ex Yea
99. I'm happy as of this moment If by happy, you mean murderous
A-If you could be any ANIMAL in the ocean, what would you be?
100 ton squid in the depths.
B-Other than food, what is the last thing you BOUGHT for yourself?
nothing.
C-What COUNTRIES have you been to?
Too many
D-What is your favorite ride at DISNEY world?
World? how about Land?
E-Do you believe in ESP?
Scientifically when two alpha waves reach an harmonic, then yes.
F-Have you ever FAKED an orgasm?
It's not faked if they don't find out.
G-Have you ever fired a real GUN?
Marksman, pre-approved and gained notice.
H-Regarding surfing, do you know what the term "HANG ten" means?
how about I just "hang loose" ?
I-Is Michael Jackson INNOCENT or guilty?
why is innocent capitalized?
J-Do you wear JEWELRY?
no.
K-Have you ever KILLED an animal?
'course
L-What was the LAST thing you mailed?
someone else's shit.
M-Who is your favorite MUPPET character?
DIE MUPPETS
N-Have you ever been to a NUDE bar?
no, nor do I want to
O-Regarding ORAL sex, would you rather give or receive?
Give, since I'm so fucking talented at it.
P-Did you attend PRESCHOOL?
No
Q-Do you know what a QUAHOG is?
no clue
R-Have you ever RIDDEN a horse?
yea. but whey is ridden capitalized? if there is a sexual innuendo involved then no.
S-Have you played any organized SPORTS in your life?
yup
T-Do you owe or are you getting money back from last year's TAXES?
under the table.
U-Do you own an UMBRELLA?
yea, $1 ones since I hate losing expensive ones.
V-Do you exercise your right to VOTE?
no, democracy = mob rule. and I'm smarter than the average mob.
W-What's your ideal WEATHER forecast?
think "The Day After Tomorrow"
X-What was your last X-RAY you had taken?
chest?
Y-Do you own a YELLOW shirt?
No (it was white when I got it?)
Z -How many ZIP codes have you lived in?
many, some didn't even have zip codes.