I needed my lover because I love to snort cocaine.
the month u were born
01 - I ate
02 - I needed
03 - I ran naked with
04 - I ran shirtless with
05 - I smoked with
06 - I beat
07 - I cuddled with
08 - I banged
09 - I shot
10 - I robbed
11 - I stabbed
12 - I killed
the day (number) you were born on
01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - a hottie
04 - a homo
05 - a rock star
06 - a toothbrush
07 - my boyfriend
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - a drink
15 - a horse
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a condom
20 - a crack head
21 - a homeless guy
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - the cookie monster
24 - a easter egg
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a mop
31 - Ur grandma
the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because that hoe stole my taco
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown - because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Tie-dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me